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Butt Hair - For Anne Lise

At Peter’s head I had to stare ...
His hairpiece was made of butt hair
It kept blowing off
I started to scoff
I’m gasping to get some fresh air!

Inspired by the picture posted by Anne-Lise for her poem 'Hair in the soup' and an old joke about butt hair blowing off

09/17/20

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Judy Ball Date: 3/21/2021 3:03:00 AM Too funny and love the pic. God Bless, JB Login to Reply

Jack Horne Date: 9/28/2020 7:56:00 AM LOL, had a good chuckle here - I bet he had a middle parting Login to Reply

Emilia James Date: 9/21/2020 3:56:00 AM lol, thank you for the chuckle Jan, I'm a big fan of Limericks, wish I could do them. Emilia x : ) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/22/2020 12:33:00 PM they take me 2 minutes to write, am happy to help if you need:-) hugs jan xx Emilia James Date: 9/22/2020 2:05:00 AM Thank you Jan and will do, Emilia x : ) Jan Allison Date: 9/21/2020 5:09:00 AM If you ever need any help just soup mail me:-)hugs jan xx

Mark Koplin Date: 9/19/2020 4:52:00 PM I needed the smile, Thanks Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/20/2020 7:30:00 AM glad to oblige mark:-) hugs jan xx

Sean Kelly Date: 9/18/2020 8:49:00 AM Quick and clever presentation Jan - Yes ! as Shakespeare said "Toupe or not Toupe-Now that is the ? Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/20/2020 7:30:00 AM lol, long as its nt butt hair or they may get a wigging lol:-0 hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 9/18/2020 1:41:00 AM - omg ... :)))))) ... laughter muscles got stuck - I'm gasping to get my breath back ... many thanks, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/20/2020 7:31:00 AM thanks for the inspiration my friend:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 9/18/2020 12:53:00 AM Haha a cracker, reminded me of two yobs who went for a meal and one put his hand down his shorts and put it on the meal that was almost eaten, they got the bill reduced but when staff looked on cctv they were horrified at what they saw, yuck, some people. Tom Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/20/2020 7:31:00 AM oh thats terrible Tom:-( hugs jan xx

John Watt Date: 9/17/2020 11:57:00 PM You 'crack' me up, Jan! You are a bottomless source of funny limericks. Hugs ~ John Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/20/2020 7:32:00 AM very 'punny' John:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar Date: 9/17/2020 10:47:00 PM You always make me laugh. ~~ Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/20/2020 7:32:00 AM I try to make folk smile Victor:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf Date: 9/17/2020 5:57:00 PM Now this is some very rare poetic air. ~ I still can breathe. lol :) Login to Reply

Judy Ball Date: 9/17/2020 4:57:00 PM Now this made me laugh out loud. Loved the pic. What a sense of humor. This iis definitely a keeper. God Bless, JB Login to Reply

Kim Rodrigues Date: 9/17/2020 1:08:00 PM LOL. The picture reminds me about the time I worked in preschool. The lead teacher was not there yet when the special guest arrived to talk about dinosaurs. She walked in and about fell on the floor when our guest was dressed like a caveman...oh yeah...and his outfit was quite short...LOL Login to Reply