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Butt Hair - For Anne Lise

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At Peter’s head I had to stare ... His hairpiece was made of butt hair It kept blowing off I started to scoff I’m gasping to get some fresh air! Inspired by the picture posted by Anne-Lise for her poem 'Hair in the soup' and an old joke about butt hair blowing off 09/17/20

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Judy Ball

Date: 3/21/2021 3:03:00 AM

Too funny and love the pic. God Bless, JB

Jack Horne

Date: 9/28/2020 7:56:00 AM

LOL, had a good chuckle here - I bet he had a middle parting

Emilia James

Date: 9/21/2020 3:56:00 AM

lol, thank you for the chuckle Jan, I'm a big fan of Limericks, wish I could do them. Emilia x : )

Jan Allison
Date: 9/22/2020 12:33:00 PM

they take me 2 minutes to write, am happy to help if you need:-) hugs jan xx

Emilia James
Date: 9/22/2020 2:05:00 AM

Thank you Jan and will do, Emilia x : )

Jan Allison
Date: 9/21/2020 5:09:00 AM

If you ever need any help just soup mail me:-)hugs jan xx

Mark Koplin

Date: 9/19/2020 4:52:00 PM

I needed the smile, Thanks

Jan Allison
Date: 9/20/2020 7:30:00 AM

glad to oblige mark:-) hugs jan xx

Sean Kelly

Date: 9/18/2020 8:49:00 AM

Quick and clever presentation Jan - Yes ! as Shakespeare said "Toupe or not Toupe-Now that is the ?

Jan Allison
Date: 9/20/2020 7:30:00 AM

lol, long as its nt butt hair or they may get a wigging lol:-0 hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 9/18/2020 1:41:00 AM

- omg ... :)))))) ... laughter muscles got stuck - I'm gasping to get my breath back ... many thanks, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 9/20/2020 7:31:00 AM

thanks for the inspiration my friend:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 9/18/2020 12:53:00 AM

Haha a cracker, reminded me of two yobs who went for a meal and one put his hand down his shorts and put it on the meal that was almost eaten, they got the bill reduced but when staff looked on cctv they were horrified at what they saw, yuck, some people. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 9/20/2020 7:31:00 AM

oh thats terrible Tom:-( hugs jan xx

John Watt

Date: 9/17/2020 11:57:00 PM

You 'crack' me up, Jan! You are a bottomless source of funny limericks. Hugs ~ John

Jan Allison
Date: 9/20/2020 7:32:00 AM

very 'punny' John:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 9/17/2020 10:47:00 PM

You always make me laugh. ~~

Jan Allison
Date: 9/20/2020 7:32:00 AM

I try to make folk smile Victor:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 9/17/2020 5:57:00 PM

Now this is some very rare poetic air. ~ I still can breathe. lol :)

Judy Ball

Date: 9/17/2020 4:57:00 PM

Now this made me laugh out loud. Loved the pic. What a sense of humor. This iis definitely a keeper. God Bless, JB

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 9/17/2020 1:08:00 PM

LOL. The picture reminds me about the time I worked in preschool. The lead teacher was not there yet when the special guest arrived to talk about dinosaurs. She walked in and about fell on the floor when our guest was dressed like a caveman...oh yeah...and his outfit was quite short...LOL