Blimey Poems - Poems about Blimey

... I have to go pee you see and my bladder is oh so tiny so won't you please hurry, no don't show your hiney one leg up on leg down go ahead leak, then get out of my way, ... Oh Blime......Read the rest...

...Adolescent infatuations...never consummated Greetings reader from a cross between an aging seventy inch long (ringing ding dong) haired pencil necked geek and a Norwegian bachelor farmer wannabe; ......Read the rest...

...Neigh say being corralled & cult shod "Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis" translation = thus always I bring death to tyrants.” Above the fray of twittering, squabbling, and madding crowd......Read the rest...

...While attempting going to sleep after midnight... December 27th, 2023, the missus pounded mine posterior (she played paddywhack on me blimey buttucks) not only causing contusion, but flayin......Read the rest...

...Gone digital begun/beginning Networking with me-self Can't find a full-stop to stop What yer looking at fish-face??? Yer know since yesterday I can't find me thumbs falling feet first in-......Read the rest...

...Au revoir oh perilous freedom... Since pledging my troth to the missus July 25th, 1996 after the comma error punctuated mein kampf with disequilibrium. Ever since the notions of life, liber......Read the rest...

...Shame and guilt sabotaged mine healthy growth... and let yours truly not forget emasculation that prickly emotional immobilization whereby these lovely bones subject courtesy senescence upon......Read the rest...

...Once pawn a time... About four plus weeks after frazzling fiasco from friggin fraudsters white knight still mourns swindled money Lynne Costello Senior Civil Investigator (assistant to Philade......Read the rest...

...Methinks muss elf akin to a cold prickly... being analogous to a limp biscuit viz wussy wonky willy, yet back in the day rolling in hay worm may at large cavorted frolicked, and idealized a......Read the rest...

...Malevolent maverick mailer-daemon... wrought maximum monetary mayhem within mein kampf Incomprehensible inhumane inquisitorial imp incarnate injudiciously, ineffably, indescribably inflicted ......Read the rest...

...While on the topic of blood kith and kin, I relate another fabricated poem about blimey bloke of a fisherman. Trawl tale of a fictitious seaman told to ye... Courtesy webbed whirled wid......Read the rest...

...In his weary hour The legumes blossom on time; Out of jocundity in honour Of the beautiful turf The drowsy peasant peak. His weird blistered palm blimey, His nasty regalia wretched, He pro......Read the rest...

... I remember it well that October night Meteors aligned tipped like candelabra lights I'm sitting in my outhouse under a hakka lantern Yea, in Guangxi Province, pending storm concerns K......Read the rest...

...God is met not as an object to be understood, but as a mystery to be loved -attributed to Gregory of Nyssa d. 19 July, 394 Crisp and white underfoot crunching whilst I take out the b......Read the rest...

... The comparative neuroanatomy and Neurochemistry of zebrafish CNS systems of Relevance to human neuropsychiatric diseases Despite differences in the development of the telencephaion I said, "Blimey" He said "Yeah" We high-fived and grabbed another beer As he walked to the kitchen I high-fived myself I fist-bumped a Minion stuffed toy Sat on the sofa I was pleased with my mental ......Read the rest...