Long Blimey Poems
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Au Revoir Oh Perilous Freedom
Au revoir oh perilous freedom...
Since pledging my troth
to the missus July 25th, 1996
after the comma error
punctuated mein kampf with disequilibrium.
Ever since the notions
of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness
coalesced within the mindscape
attributed to one
or more...
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Categories:
blimey, age, america, anger, anxiety, bereavement, best friend,
Form:
Free verse
Once Pawn a Time
Once pawn a time...
About four plus weeks after
frazzling fiasco from friggin fraudsters
white knight still mourns swindled money
Lynne Costello Senior Civil Investigator
(assistant to Philadelphia attorney general)
unable to recoup forfeited funds.
While holed up in castle keep,
(albeit fetchodit...
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Categories:
blimey, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, absence,
Form:
Rhyme
Shame and Guilt Sabotaged Mine Healthy Growth
Shame and guilt sabotaged mine healthy growth...
and let yours truly not forget emasculation
that prickly emotional immobilization
whereby these lovely bones
subject courtesy senescence
upon cremation reduced to obliteration.
Inching closer to mortality
linkedin with concomitant
subtle deterioration of body...
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Categories:
blimey, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Neigh say being corralled and cult shod
Neigh say being corralled & cult shod
"Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis"
translation = thus always I
bring death to tyrants.”
Above the fray of twittering,
squabbling, and madding crowds,
an arrogantly belligerent creature deified,
yet vilified...
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Categories:
blimey, 12th grade, age, allusion, america, fate, history,
Form:
Free verse
Adolescent infatuations never consummated
Adolescent infatuations...never consummated
Greetings reader from a cross between an aging seventy inch long (ringing ding dong) haired pencil necked geek and a Norwegian bachelor farmer wannabe; meaning yours truly actually a virtually married Pennsylvania man,...
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Categories:
blimey, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Rolling Stones
Once upon a time in the lands from the north, south, east to west
Navigating on the cold white sands formed of sugar and ice ...
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Categories:
blimey, funny, mountains, ocean, river, silly,
Form:
I do not know?
Malevolent Maverick Mailer-Daemon
Malevolent maverick mailer-daemon...
wrought maximum monetary mayhem
within mein kampf
Incomprehensible inhumane
inquisitorial imp incarnate injudiciously,
ineffably, indescribably inflicted
inxs inexorable insidious injury.
Snake charmer also known
in the underworld as Harvey Specter
subliminally slithered,
and deftly insinuated himself
into body electric of yours truly
forever remotely...
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Categories:
blimey, abuse, america, analogy, anger, anxiety, betrayal, confusion,
Form:
Rhyme
Trawl Tale of a Fictitious Seaman Told To Ye
While on the topic
of blood kith and kin,
I relate another
fabricated poem about
blimey bloke of a fisherman.
Trawl tale of a fictitious seaman told to ye...
Courtesy webbed whirled wide net wit
cursing thwarted life,...
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Categories:
blimey, 8th grade, adventure, animal, appreciation, destiny, fish,
Form:
Rhyme
Prevarication Invites Animadversion Plus Aggravation
After beguiling charisma,
damnable excoriations fixedly,
gamely, horribly, insult jesting,
kibitzing, loosely mindless nattering,
outlandish pablum, quintessentially
representing senseless trumpeting,
unswervingly vapid wordy
X-DOUBLE-MINUS
yawping zest.
If ye did not already guess from thee
above blimey claptrap, Das English flap
doodle glib human incorporates jokingly,
kookily,...
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Categories:
blimey, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Light Verse
Second Shingles Shot Successful
Second shingles shot successful...
slight prick, but otherwise... positive pitch
re: without a hitch
the first innoculation approximately
five months prior also nary glitch.
Preemptive needling measure
regarding getting fully
immunized at CVS
(Zieglerville, Pennsylvania)13:08
military time May First
2020 bruised left arm...
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Categories:
blimey, age, appreciation, confidence, faith, health, may, miracle,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Dialect Tickle Matt Arial Hiz Im
Courtesy of Marx (albeit Zeppo, Harpo, Groucho, and Chico)
whose acts brought generations of laughter to Vaudeville and
then the Silver Screen adlibbed, linkedin, and ransacked skits
zoid material Bing very loosely based on writings...
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Categories:
blimey, adventure, celebrity, class, day, fantasy, hilarious, me,
Form:
Free verse
Mink's Manifesto 1
All over pure and white, all over plain and bright,
we're inborn peace embracers, true tranquility tracers.
All the time abstaining from vileness, violence and violation,
we've lived our self-disciplined lives generation after generation.
Sometimes nightmare befalls more...
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Categories:
blimey, animal, cry, philosophy,
Form:
Burlesque
Inspection Time 2018
Inspection Time 2018!
Understandable dear reader,
how this scribe bull lime
me bloke omitted mention of
one bedroom flat as
reason nigh rote this rhyme
Ma faux pas faw...
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Categories:
blimey, 10th grade, 11th grade, 4th grade, 8th
Form:
Free verse
While attempting going to sleep after midnight
While attempting going to sleep after midnight...
December 27th, 2023,
the missus pounded mine posterior
(she played paddywhack
on me blimey buttucks)
not only causing contusion,
but flaying percussive rumpus,
where the wild things are
found yours truly feeling
like a...
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Categories:
blimey, blue, cry, father, games, humorous, husband, wife,
Form:
Free verse
Fancy Stress - Collaboration With the Amazing Nina Parmenter
There’s a party tonight so I bouffe up my hair
Pamper and powder my sweet derrière,
Arrive at the door, all done up to impress.....
Oh man, I forgot! Invite said “fancy dress”!
Pete and Sue are here, seems...
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Categories:
blimey, celebration, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Oxford Street
I walked down the alleyways of London
Early one edgy Friday evening.
I am a touring, curious resident, mind you.
The sun was shy and was sinking breathlessly and
With the hushed melody of frazzled fog.
I headed towards a...
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Categories:
blimey, city, london,
Form:
Ode
Who Beside This Atheist Doth Say Thar Haint No Angels
Who Beside This Atheist Doth "say" Thar Haint No Angels?
Two fatal head on
deadly automobile accidents
in quick succession at
Zieglerville, Pennsylvania...
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Categories:
blimey, 12th grade, angel, death, freedom, gospel, magic,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
My Rock N Roll Party - In Memory of Mr Tom Bell - Poet
"Roll on tonight my mates are coming round
For a few cold beers and some rocking sounds
Time is drawing near, as I hear a knock at the door
Blimey! at...
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Categories:
blimey, inspirational, music, on writing and words, thank
Form:
Quatrain
Methinks Muss Elf Akin To a Cold Prickly
Methinks muss elf akin to a cold prickly...
being analogous to a
limp biscuit viz
wussy wonky willy,
yet back in the day
rolling in hay worm
may at large cavorted
frolicked, and idealized
as a warm fuzzy.
Though aforementioned title
slightly risqué and silly,
yours...
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Categories:
blimey, allegory, analogy, angst, business, character, courage, mystery,
Form:
Rhyme
Dude, Where's My Automobile
Not advertising that flippant flick. I just want to know
where my blooming flivver is. It ruffles my feathers no
end to find out, when exiting the embassy,
that my buggy's whereabouts are a mystery.
I must meet Sherry...
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Categories:
blimey, animal, bird, car, fish, nonsense, silly, urban,
Form:
Burlesque
March 10 2019 Daylight Saving Time Starts
March 10, 2019 - Daylight Saving Time Starts
The homey nimble storied wisdom of
Benjamin Franklin still
admired during hour time,
especially noteworthy, for slime
molds, the second Sunday of March,
when theft linkedin with
(Ides say) most innocuous crime
re: stealth of...
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Categories:
blimey, appreciation, change, confusion, earth, international, march, riddle,
Form:
Free verse
Harpoon Loouey Pseudonym Pen Bukowski Dorsel
master bait catching fear
some skipper known in whirled wide webbed
under water world,
cuz rumor did hear
auld his death defying exploits infiltrated
...
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Categories:
blimey, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Tiddles
“Can you smell something burning,” Dad frowned and I said “Yeah.”
It had the smell of cooking meat, as well as burning hair,
Dad stopped the truck, lifted the bonnet… “Blimey look at that!”
Something was mangled by...
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Categories:
blimey, cat, farm, joy, mum,
Form:
Rhyme
Inspection Time 2018
Inspection Time 2018!
Dum...dum...dum...dum...DUH -
anxiety shot thru stratosphere upon
good news notification aboot
a fortnight from this last
Friday of August tooth
...
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Categories:
blimey, 4th grade, 5th grade, angst, anniversary, how
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Lupercalia
The day began as most all do with my eye's watching and adoring you, the break of dawn,
first light of morn, today a beautiful new word was born 'Lupercalia'
The night before we had laid...
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Categories:
blimey, loveme,
Form:
Rhyme