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Bladders Poems - Poems about Bladders

Bladders Poems - Examples of all types of poems about bladders to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for bladders.
Premium Member Disciplined Dog-line
... In restive response to the nature’s call, in the disciplined dog-line they all fall. Not far is the place to pee, tree never seems to be free. Leakage curbed canine bladders......Read the rest...
Categories: bladders, funny,
Form: Limerick



Goodbye and good riddance 2023
...Goodbye and good riddance 2023 Commencement writing this poem began December 31st: 2:24 PM ended December 31st: 03:53 PM. The best geriatric effort I apply twittering, ushering, and albeit......Read the rest...
Categories: bladders, anniversary, anxiety, celebration, conflict,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Washed Up
...The tide and heavy seas had washed up a wealth of treasures to lay at my feet spread out in a long line just like the way wares are displayed on the street of an outdoor market. Shells, som......Read the rest...
Categories: bladders, pollution, sea,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Pees Corp
...When I was seventeen said he You know how far that I could pee? Across the mississip He said, undoing zip. No need to show me now, I plea. Why that's nothing, said his brother, They oft goade......Read the rest...
Categories: bladders, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Ice Cream Gran 7 - Gran Goes Deep
...The Hammer and the sickle were emblazoned on its tower This underwater enemy would demonstrate its power The submarine, in covert mode, torpedoes at the ready The crosshairs on the monitor were ho......Read the rest...
Categories: bladders, cat, grandmother, hero,
Form: Rhyme



The Tyburn Tree
...The Tyburn wagon halts at every inn. Tight stinking alleys cobblestones and gin. The condemned drink their fill, none fear falling ill. Harlots cackle and screech the condemned grow hor......Read the rest...
Categories: bladders, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Pointedly Poignant
...Pointedly poignant points portend pointillism. Pontiffs pontificate pointless pointers ponderously. Pompous poems populate Pompei pottery potently. Porous *********** portrays Portuguese porta pot......Read the rest...
Categories: bladders, funny, humor, humorous, joy,
Form: Light Verse
Brooding Presence
...being adventurous mammalians we seek to avoid the repetition of pain and encounter the repetition of pleasure which might be why the ones who have everything take from those who have nothing jus......Read the rest...
Categories: bladders, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member We Are Covid Free
...We're Covid free - restrictions lifted Shop barriers, they have been shifted But there’s still a queue For the ladies loo Weak bladders, us gals have been gifted! Bars opened for d......Read the rest...
Categories: bladders, endurance, health, hope,
Form: Limerick
How I Remember Maine
...a vulgar morning unveiling the naked fragrance of sun-burnt dog turds. It came to me, played tunes on the cords in my nostrils until my left eye caught them hiding ......Read the rest...
Categories: bladders, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Narrative
Confession of a Killer's Killer
...I killed a killer this morning! I gorged his eyes out with my naked hands Counted his teeth one by one Like pebbles on a plastic platter; Belched after I drunk his cold blood In a home-made che......Read the rest...
Categories: bladders, society,
Form: Ballad
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2019
...Commencement writing this poem began December 24th: 08:04:03 PM ended December 24th: 09:23:17 PM. Soon Auld Lang Syne sung bidding goodbye adieu two thousand nineteen uttered from every gal a......Read the rest...
Categories: bladders, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Pig Bladders
...We played on all weather turf which was mud and a few sods of grass Dribbled like Pele and Eusebio in old boot for that one killer pass From straight after school until there was not one single......Read the rest...
Categories: bladders, political,
Form: Free verse
The Nose Knows
...Smells! At the ballet, ran a survey. Who uses perfume? The Nose knows. Standing in the narrow hall Waiting for one who’s answering nature’s call. Young and all waft pass. Vapor trail follow......Read the rest...
Categories: bladders, fashion, senses, woman,
Form: Carpe Diem
At Any Rate
...At any rate the traffic was horrendous on interstate 24 constantly coming to a standstill like a sloth trying to crawl or slower than molasses is a better description many cars getting off the nex......Read the rest...
Categories: bladders, anxiety, body, business, women,
Form: Light Verse

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