Best Bladders Poems
Below are the all-time best Bladders poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of bladders poems written by PoetrySoup members
We Are Covid FreeWe're Covid free - restrictions lifted
Shop barriers, they have been shifted
But there’s still a queue
For the ladies loo
Weak bladders, us gals have been gifted!
Bars opened...
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Categories:
bladders, endurance, health, hope,
Form:
Limerick
VirginiaVirginia's abound with hills that roll off her shoulders
Wet rocks glisten on the edge of the lazy water
Translucent fish arching through the cold channels...
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Categories:
bladders, beautiful, old, summer, old,
Form:
Free verse
Before TakeoffThe planes were lined up in a queue,
A reminder of something I knew.
They awaited permission
...
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Categories:
bladders, flying,
Form:
Limerick
Beachside Food and Drink SlinksA is for algae, red, green, blue cells, soaking up sun, sliming teeth
B is for bacterial mat, clumping underneath, earliest born, never asleep
C is...
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Categories:
bladders, adventure, animal, beach, death,
Form:
Couplet
AbsolutesAbsolutes
1
Darkness dominates
the earthly cycle at year’s end.
This is true
no matter how many fools
legislate otherwise.
2
Dogs have unerring internal clocks
and finite bladders.
Taken together,
these...
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Categories:
bladders, dog, nature,
Form:
Free verse
Ah, YouthYounger people slake their thirst -
No reason to endure it -
With water or another drink
As quick as they procure it.
But older folk will...
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Categories:
bladders, age,
Form:
Rhyme
Pew PhewThere was a bishop whose sermons were boring
Seven hours long made members begin snoring.
The bishop took offense
But he had no defense.
Busted...
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Categories:
bladders, humor, religion,
Form:
Limerick
The Great EscapeAs time quickly approaches
On the planed escape
Gunther smuggles the files in
While Mildred bakes the cake
But that doesn't much matter
For our two on the run
In all...
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Categories:
bladders, funny, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Wynnhurst Streetswift, creeping cat, bellying
lightlessly across
the backyards by night
a Cimmerian shadow with dun
short-haired quickness
not
so easily
caught
along the mottled sidewalk
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Categories:
bladders, allegory, allusion, america, anger,
Form:
Free verse
Monitor's PremonitionMONITOR'S PREMONITION
Your heart is the size
Of your fist
Is it a hearsay?
A tell tale
A belief-
He is booked
Tentacles arrested him
With vacuum locks.
Lying pale in blue open coat
Chest,...
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Categories:
bladders, death,
Form:
Epitaph
Bet You Did Not KnowBet You Did Not Know
Several mammalian species
When dropping their mammalian feces
Just before the big push
Will align their tush
Or so says this researches thesis
He watched 70...
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Categories:
bladders, animal, education,
Form:
Rhyme
A Feast For the BrideMoonshine hues in a powerful projection
peep in to light the lovers’ cavern with profusion.
Her tibias go weak; on the stone table, displayed
were wooden...
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Categories:
bladders, fantasy, humor,
Form:
Couplet
Dawn Forever RisingDawn Forever Rising
It starts
Street lights fade
their tiny soft-winged tenants flee
checkerboard facades change
last night's illumined squares now dark
become but yesterday's portals
some polished
some weather streaked
all reaching to...
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Categories:
bladders, introspection,
Form:
Free verse
I Just WentWhen I was young I'd drink all day.
Till I was drunk and swing and sway.
But then time came to pay the bill.
And I woke up...
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Categories:
bladders, change,
Form:
Rhyme
At Any RateAt any rate the traffic was horrendous on interstate 24
constantly coming to a standstill like a sloth trying to crawl
or slower than molasses is a...
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Categories:
bladders, anxiety, body, business, women,
Form:
Light Verse