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Best Bladders Poems

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Premium Member We Are Covid Free
We're Covid free - restrictions lifted
Shop barriers, they have been shifted
But there’s still a queue
For the ladies loo
Weak bladders, us gals have been gifted!

Bars opened...

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Categories: bladders, endurance, health, hope,
Form: Limerick



Virginia
Virginia's abound with hills that roll off her shoulders
Wet rocks glisten on the edge of the lazy water 
Translucent fish arching through the cold channels...

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Categories: bladders, beautiful, old, summer, old,
Form: Free verse
Before Takeoff
The planes were lined up in a queue,
A reminder of something I knew.
     They awaited permission
     ...

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Categories: bladders, flying,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Beachside Food and Drink Slinks
A is for algae, red, green, blue cells, soaking up sun, sliming teeth 
B is for bacterial mat, clumping underneath, earliest born, never asleep

C is...

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Categories: bladders, adventure, animal, beach, death,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Absolutes
Absolutes
	
		1
	
	Darkness dominates 
	the earthly cycle at year’s end. 
	This is true 
	no matter how many fools 
	legislate otherwise.
	
		2
	
	Dogs have unerring internal clocks
	and finite bladders.
	
	
	Taken together,
	these...

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Categories: bladders, dog, nature,
Form: Free verse



Ah, Youth
Younger people slake their thirst - 
No reason to endure it - 
With water or another drink
As quick as they procure it.

But older folk will...

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Categories: bladders, age,
Form: Rhyme
Pew Phew
There was a bishop whose sermons were boring  
Seven hours long made members begin snoring.  
The bishop took offense
But he had no defense.
Busted...

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Categories: bladders, humor, religion,
Form: Limerick
The Great Escape
As time quickly approaches
On the planed escape
Gunther smuggles the files in
While Mildred bakes the cake

But that doesn't much matter
For our two on the run
In all...

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Categories: bladders, funny, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Wynnhurst Street
swift, creeping cat, bellying
lightlessly across
the backyards by night

a Cimmerian shadow with dun
short-haired quickness
not
so easily
caught

      along the mottled sidewalk
  ...

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Categories: bladders, allegory, allusion, america, anger,
Form: Free verse
Monitor's Premonition
MONITOR'S PREMONITION
Your heart is the size
Of your fist
Is it a hearsay?
A tell tale
A belief-
He is booked
Tentacles arrested him
With vacuum locks.
Lying pale in blue open coat
Chest,...

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Categories: bladders, death,
Form: Epitaph
Bet You Did Not Know
Bet You Did Not Know

Several mammalian species
When dropping their mammalian feces
Just before the big push
Will align their tush
Or so says this researches thesis

He watched 70...

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Categories: bladders, animal, education,
Form: Rhyme
A Feast For the Bride
Moonshine hues in a powerful projection 
peep in to light the lovers’ cavern with profusion.

Her tibias go weak; on the stone table, displayed 
were wooden...

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Categories: bladders, fantasy, humor,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Dawn Forever Rising
Dawn Forever Rising

It starts

Street lights fade
their tiny soft-winged tenants flee
checkerboard facades change
last night's illumined squares now dark
become but yesterday's portals
some polished
some weather streaked
all reaching to...

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© Odin Roark  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bladders, introspection,
Form: Free verse
I Just Went
When I was young I'd drink all day.
Till I was drunk and swing and sway.
But then time came to pay the bill.
And I woke up...

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Categories: bladders, change,
Form: Rhyme
At Any Rate
At any rate the traffic was horrendous on interstate 24
constantly coming to a standstill like a sloth trying to crawl
or slower than molasses is a...

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Categories: bladders, anxiety, body, business, women,
Form: Light Verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things