Long Bladders Poems
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Goodbye and good riddance 2023
Goodbye and good riddance 2023
Commencement writing this poem
began December 31st: 2:24 PM
ended December 31st: 03:53 PM.
The best geriatric effort I apply
twittering, ushering, and
albeit wheezing Auld Lang Syne
crocodile done deed tear
will yours truly cry
bidding,...
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Categories:
bladders, anniversary, anxiety, celebration, conflict, crush, firework, new
Form:
Rhyme
Ice Cream Gran 7 - Gran Goes Deep
The Hammer and the sickle were emblazoned on its tower
This underwater enemy would demonstrate its power
The submarine, in covert mode, torpedoes at the ready
The crosshairs on the monitor were holding nice and steady
The captain said,...
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Categories:
bladders, cat, grandmother, hero,
Form:
Rhyme
Pig Bladders
We played on all weather turf which was mud and a few sods of grass
Dribbled like Pele and Eusebio in old boot for that one killer pass
From straight after school until there was not one...
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Categories:
bladders, political,
Form:
Free verse
Dawn Forever Rising
Dawn Forever Rising
It starts
Street lights fade
their tiny soft-winged tenants flee
checkerboard facades change
last night's illumined squares now dark
become but yesterday's portals
some polished
some weather streaked
all reaching to reflect first breath
Steam ascends from the city's vacuum
gratings rattle with...
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Categories:
bladders, introspection,
Form:
Free verse
Beachside Food and Drink Slinks
A is for algae, red, green, blue cells, soaking up sun, sliming teeth
B is for bacterial mat, clumping underneath, earliest born, never asleep
C is for coral reef, the place we all find cover or...
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Categories:
bladders, adventure, animal, beach, death, food, life, nature,
Form:
Couplet
Past My Sell By Date
Past My Sell By Date
...
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Categories:
bladders, age, body, encouraging, health, old, time,
Form:
Light Verse
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2019
Commencement writing this poem
began December 24th: 08:04:03 PM
ended December 24th: 09:23:17 PM.
Soon Auld Lang Syne
sung bidding goodbye
adieu two thousand nineteen
uttered from every gal and guy
transfixing living mortals
with good cheer well nigh,
while awesome pyrotechnics
light up night...
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Categories:
bladders, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Brooding Presence
being adventurous mammalians
we seek to avoid the repetition of pain
and encounter the repetition of pleasure
which might be why the ones who have everything
take from those who have nothing
just to get a little bit more
in a...
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Categories:
bladders, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
At Any Rate
At any rate the traffic was horrendous on interstate 24
constantly coming to a standstill like a sloth trying to crawl
or slower than molasses is a better description
many cars getting off the next exit because of...
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Categories:
bladders, anxiety, body, business, women,
Form:
Light Verse
The Nose Knows
Smells!
At the ballet, ran a survey. Who uses perfume?
The Nose knows.
Standing in the narrow hall
Waiting for one who’s answering nature’s call.
Young and all waft pass.
Vapor trail followed a pretty lass.
First to judge the bearer.
Less than...
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Categories:
bladders, fashion, senses, woman,
Form:
Carpe Diem
The Great Escape
As time quickly approaches
On the planed escape
Gunther smuggles the files in
While Mildred bakes the cake
But that doesn't much matter
For our two on the run
In all the confusion
The oven was never turned on
So they slipped...
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Categories:
bladders, funny, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Bet You Did Not Know
Bet You Did Not Know
Several mammalian species
When dropping their mammalian feces
Just before the big push
Will align their tush
Or so says this researches thesis
He watched 70 dogs of 30 plus breeds
Out in the woods completing their...
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Categories:
bladders, animal, education,
Form:
Rhyme
We Are Covid Free
We're Covid free - restrictions lifted
Shop barriers, they have been shifted
But there’s still a queue
For the ladies loo
Weak bladders, us gals have been gifted!
Bars opened for drinking last night
At closing there’s a stupid fight
Folk have...
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Categories:
bladders, endurance, health, hope,
Form:
Limerick
Virginia
Virginia's abound with hills that roll off her shoulders
Wet rocks glisten on the edge of the lazy water
Translucent fish arching through the cold channels
Silver barbed hooks rusting in tree trunks
Dangling over the water,...
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Categories:
bladders, beautiful, old, summer, old, summer,
Form:
Free verse
Cleaning Fish
A shimmer of scales moves iridescently
in porch light, flying over nicked knuckles,
falling to grass milky white.
Detached, a rod jerked to deep water,
we follow the blade blooming belly to vent--
fingers pluck viscera like harp strings, cut
deeply...
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Categories:
bladders, angst, death, introspection, life,
Form:
Free verse
A Feast For the Bride
Moonshine hues in a powerful projection
peep in to light the lovers’ cavern with profusion.
Her tibias go weak; on the stone table, displayed
were wooden large bowls full and neatly arrayed.
Her colon constricts and she...
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Categories:
bladders, fantasy, humor,
Form:
Couplet
Monitor's Premonition
MONITOR'S PREMONITION
Your heart is the size
Of your fist
Is it a hearsay?
A tell tale
A belief-
He is booked
Tentacles arrested him
With vacuum locks.
Lying pale in blue open coat
Chest, right and left
Ankles, wrists and abdomen.
Lines on screen dances
With eerie...
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Categories:
bladders, death,
Form:
Epitaph
Confession of a Killer's Killer
I killed a killer this morning!
I gorged his eyes out with my naked hands
Counted his teeth one by one
Like pebbles on a plastic platter;
Belched after I drunk his cold blood
In a home-made cheap mug;
Used...
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Categories:
bladders, society,
Form:
Ballad
Pees Corp
When I was seventeen said he
You know how far that I could pee?
Across the mississip
He said, undoing zip.
No need to show me now, I plea.
Why that's nothing, said his brother,
They oft goaded one another,
I had...
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Categories:
bladders, humor,
Form:
Limerick
With Kids in Tow
A Broadway show, with kids in tow,
Is challenging, for sure.
You must prepare for getting there,
With hassles to endure.
The car’s a pain, yet bus or train
May cause you some delays;
Then every street, on tired feet,
Seems like...
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Categories:
bladders, children, new york,
Form:
Rhyme
Wynnhurst Street
swift, creeping cat, bellying
lightlessly across
the backyards by night
a Cimmerian shadow with dun
short-haired quickness
not
so easily
caught
along the mottled sidewalk
the bounds of the city...
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Categories:
bladders, allegory, allusion, america, anger, anxiety, appreciation, art,
Form:
Free verse
Pointedly Poignant
Pointedly poignant points portend pointillism.
Pontiffs pontificate pointless pointers ponderously.
Pompous poems populate Pompei pottery potently.
Porous pornography portrays Portuguese porta potties.
Poppies pop Popeye’s popular popcorn.
Populist populism pots ponies properly.
Blithering blather blots bloody bleeping blips.
Bloomberg blogs bleach bleating...
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Categories:
bladders, funny, humor, humorous, joy, nonsense, words,
Form:
Light Verse
The Lemon Tree
It was a big backyard,
big enough to hold
the imagination of a boy -
trees to climb,
sheds to explore,
a large lawn to swing a bat
or kick a ball
and in a quiet corner,
a sanctuary for...
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Categories:
bladders, childhood, nostalgia, religion, teenage,
Form:
Free verse
Washed Up
The tide and heavy seas
had washed up a wealth
of treasures to lay at my feet
spread out in a long line
just like the way wares
are displayed on the street
of an outdoor market.
Shells, some polished
to...
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Categories:
bladders, pollution, sea,
Form:
Free verse
Absolutes
Absolutes
1
Darkness dominates
the earthly cycle at year’s end.
This is true
no matter how many fools
legislate otherwise.
2
Dogs have unerring internal clocks
and finite bladders.
Taken together,
these absolutes of nature
guarantee that I’ll witness
every dawn from November...
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Categories:
bladders, dog, nature,
Form:
Free verse