Funny Birth Poems
These Funny Birth poems are examples of Birth poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Birth Funny poems written by international poets.
Spring Ethereal Lanterns"Ethereal Lanterns Poetry Contest"
Winter has gone to sleep,
fast asleep for another year.
Spring has opened it's eyes,
for a new season.
The cold of the winter,
has turned into...
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Categories:
beauty, birth, flower, friend,
Four hundredI love you, I love you not
Just let me take all you got
Just a money bot
Everyone is out to take
Bad decisions are easy to...
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Categories:
birth, birthday,
PickleWritten for and about my eldest daughter, Freya Lily (Pickle).
Ive loved you,
from the very first second I saw you,
you are my beautiful first born.
So the...
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Categories:
birth, celebration, character, child,
LifeLife starts at birth,
then it begins to unfold.
As time passes,
the world shows it's face.
When we think of birth,
we often think of a new born baby.
Life...
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Categories:
birth, death, flower, garden,
My Little SisterSometimes in your life there's a love, that comes along.
This particular love you long for you don't need to wish for because it's written its...
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best friend, birth, blessing,
My Little SisterSometimes in your life there's a love, that comes along.
This particular love you long for you don't need to wish for because it's written its...
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best friend, birth, blessing,
A Rum N Raisin Special - OriginsMilly was a nutty cat as nutty as can be
An also nutty poet said, “She’s nuttier than me.”
And that was saying something and I think...
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Categories:
birth, cat,
Chapter 2 -- Damian Hakim: Ten Years Old Damian--Year 2011Carter Hakim's family grew by two.
10 year old Damian lay asleep Saturday
Early morning October 2011. His
6 years-old sister Manisha, 5 years-old
Franky-Joe and...
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Categories:
birth, confidence, devotion, funny
I Dream Poetry - the Birth of a PoemWhen day disappears behind the far-off mountains,
The fading sun takes the twinkle from the fountains,
And night’s velvet blanket hangs high in the sky,
And I snuggle...
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birth, poems,
I Hate Mewhy was i even born
my teachers like me
my friends like me
even think i’m funny
but my mom hates me
she hates me
she thinks i’m a burden
and that...
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Categories:
angst, birth, cry, growing
New Year Resolutionwe are just here
one egg and one sperm
we might as well be a worm
as humans
we created reasons
as to why we are here...
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birth, funny, humor, life,
The Price We PayEarly-on we learn
of the heavy price paid
for paths wrongly chosen
over roads poorly paved
had I known then
all that I would go through,
I would have gotten an
Order...
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Categories:
bird, birth, funny, giggle,
They Call Me Baby HereI am just new here
Everything looks strange
Even the language unfamiliar
I can't even keep my steps
I have been in dark world
It had been years I guess
Not...
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Categories:
birth, child, family, imagination,
SlappedWhen my mom delivered me, she and I both screamed. Dad said, the doctor slapped both of us!...
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birth, confusion, cry, funny,
NewnessLittle baby boy
You have arrived with smiles ~ cries
Diapers ~ bottles
Date Written:2/8/2022
Soup Syllable Counter 5-7-5
3 Place
NEWNESS senryu...
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Categories:
baby, birth, boy, cry,