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Funny Birth Poems

These Funny Birth poems are examples of Birth poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Birth Funny poems written by international poets.

i hate me

why was i even born
my teachers like me
my friends like me
even think i’m funny

but my mom hates me
she hates me
she thinks i’m a burden
and that...

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Categories: angst, birth, cry, growing

New Year Resolution

we are just here
one egg and one sperm
we might as well be a worm 

as humans 
we created reasons 
as to why we are here...

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Categories: birth, funny, humor, life,

The Price We Pay

Early-on we learn
of the heavy price paid
for paths wrongly chosen
over roads poorly paved

had I known then
all that I would go through,
I would have gotten an
Order...

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Categories: bird, birth, funny, giggle,

They Call Me Baby Here

I am just new here
Everything looks strange
Even the language unfamiliar
I can't even keep my steps

I have been in dark world
It had been years I guess
Not...

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Categories: birth, child, family, imagination,

Slapped

When my mom delivered me, she and I both screamed. Dad said, the doctor slapped both of us!...

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Categories: birth, confusion, cry, funny,

Newness

Little baby boy 
You have arrived with smiles ~ cries 
Diapers ~ bottles 
 

 

Date Written:2/8/2022 
Soup Syllable Counter 5-7-5 

3 Place 

NEWNESS senryu...

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Categories: baby, birth, boy, cry,

Re-Born Father

These urgent strangers dressed up in green gowns
Snip rip strip
My dad’s red pants underwear and shirt
From his ancient body

A de-frocked clown not funny anymore

“Oh Bobby,...

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Categories: birth, death, father son,

Baby Just Breath

As a new born baby enters this world,                              it takes it's...

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Categories: bird, birth, child, life,

The Easter Lily

The Easter lily welcomes spring,                    ...

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Categories: beautiful, birth, flower, god,

Wisdom In Triplicate

Heading into Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Men, 
In search of a stable.

Heading out of Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Turkeys,
While they were - still able.
...

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Categories: birth, bible, christian, christmas, fun,

There For Me

Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: birth, 12th grade, character, hope,

Our Bountiful God

Our God is bountiful because,                    ...

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Categories: birth, blessing, death, giving,

Labor Day Notification

Somewhere in the air 
Came a physical challenge for a wedded pair 
“You on the ground 
Commuting into town 
Pick up the pace 
Soon you...

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Categories: baby, birth, child, dad,

The Junkie's Son, Part IV

IV.
It started out like it had every year,
she went to the hospital, sat on a bench,
stared at the eminence from the outside,
and felt the stirrings...

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Categories: birth, forgiveness, grief, hope,

Marley Muringakumwe

Given board and room.
 A face, teeth, soccer ball feet and an almost perfect face. Funny when he shaves, He craves, begs, checks and says.......

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Categories: birth, africa, age, america, art,