Funny Birth Poems
These Funny Birth poems are examples of Birth poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Birth Funny poems written by international poets.
i hate mewhy was i even born
my teachers like me
my friends like me
even think i’m funny
but my mom hates me
she hates me
she thinks i’m a burden
and that...
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Categories:
angst, birth, cry, growing
New Year Resolutionwe are just here
one egg and one sperm
we might as well be a worm
as humans
we created reasons
as to why we are here...
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Categories:
birth, funny, humor, life,
The Price We PayEarly-on we learn
of the heavy price paid
for paths wrongly chosen
over roads poorly paved
had I known then
all that I would go through,
I would have gotten an
Order...
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Categories:
bird, birth, funny, giggle,
They Call Me Baby HereI am just new here
Everything looks strange
Even the language unfamiliar
I can't even keep my steps
I have been in dark world
It had been years I guess
Not...
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Categories:
birth, child, family, imagination,
Slapped
When my mom delivered me, she and I both screamed. Dad said, the doctor slapped both of us!...
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Categories:
birth, confusion, cry, funny,
Newness
Little baby boy
You have arrived with smiles ~ cries
Diapers ~ bottles
Date Written:2/8/2022
Soup Syllable Counter 5-7-5
3 Place
NEWNESS senryu...
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baby, birth, boy, cry,
Re-Born FatherThese urgent strangers dressed up in green gowns
Snip rip strip
My dad’s red pants underwear and shirt
From his ancient body
A de-frocked clown not funny anymore
“Oh Bobby,...
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Categories:
birth, death, father son,
Baby Just Breath
As a new born baby enters this world, it takes it's...
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Categories:
bird, birth, child, life,
The Easter Lily
The Easter lily welcomes spring, ...
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Categories:
beautiful, birth, flower, god,
Wisdom In TriplicateHeading into Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Men,
In search of a stable.
Heading out of Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Turkeys,
While they were - still able.
...
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Categories:
birth, bible, christian, christmas, fun,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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Categories:
birth, 12th grade, character, hope,
Our Bountiful God
Our God is bountiful because, ...
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Categories:
birth, blessing, death, giving,
Labor Day NotificationSomewhere in the air
Came a physical challenge for a wedded pair
“You on the ground
Commuting into town
Pick up the pace
Soon you...
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Categories:
baby, birth, child, dad,
The Junkie's Son, Part IVIV.
It started out like it had every year,
she went to the hospital, sat on a bench,
stared at the eminence from the outside,
and felt the stirrings...
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Categories:
birth, forgiveness, grief, hope,
Marley MuringakumweGiven board and room.
A face, teeth, soccer ball feet and an almost perfect face. Funny when he shaves, He craves, begs, checks and says.......
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Categories:
birth, africa, age, america, art,