Satire in Limerick Acts
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Act One: the stage and scenery are set
I was told the play, I'd not soon forget
But if truth were to be told
More like the game, whack-a-mole
I needed a hammer, not a lorgnette
Thespians w...
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Categories:
bigwig, satire,
Form: Limerick
Ice Cream Gran 5 - Turbo, We Have a Problem
...It’s heading for our planet at ten thousand miles an hour
To stop it all the experts say we haven’t got the power
All the nukes in all the world won’t constitute a plan
So someone said, ‘All we ca...
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Categories:
bigwig, grandmother, hero, space,
Form: Rhyme
Angels On Your Shoulders
...Stare all over, O World, you scarcely utter.
Bear stalwart angels to arise over the air tugger.
Odoriferous water may abscond the realm of prosily.
Such as the Goddess of Heaven per...
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Categories:
bigwig, allusion, angel, appreciation, beautiful,
Form: Rhyme
Weird Fake News
...Weird "fake" news
This pencil necked geek
did hair thru the long grapevine
actually following false tidbit
originated within imagination i.e. mine,
while stationed at Macbook Pro
laptop - tim...
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Categories:
bigwig, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Orange Hair
...Oh, his hair's not that orange friend but reflects the ire
Of the halo that Trump spun (he 'borrowed' from Dawn)
His 'mom's' better than virgin (transvestite for hire)
Whose 'Black Hole' split its...
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Categories:
bigwig, humor, political, wisdom,
Form: Rhyme
Grand Poo-Bah
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She struts out of the golden elevator
like the Grand Marshall of Macy’s Thanksgiving parade
Crystal high-heels rhythmically clicking
on the gleaming marble floor
Pompadour bouffant hair
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Categories:
bigwig, character, identity, image, woman,
Form: Imagism
Bigwig
...See me?
No you don't.
No property tag
To say I exist,
No power suit
To show you I matter.
Excuse me,
Pardon me,
I have a delivery.
Hello?...
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Categories:
bigwig, absence,
Form: Free verse
Songs
...SONGS
The music that I played to sing
Made no felicity to the brains that entered
But the true life it gospels,
Is a handful to make the day of a Bigwig.
Ferry the song to your songs
Make the...
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Categories:
bigwig, addiction, fairy, for her,
Form: Free verse
Bald Eagles
...BALD EAGLES
Being bald eagles isn’t the worst thing.
OK, so they want hair -
And they want to pair with other bald eagles -
So what’s wrong with that?
Maybe a wig, which may be...
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Categories:
bigwig,
Form: Light Verse