Bald Eagles

BALD EAGLES Being bald eagles isn’t the worst thing. OK, so they want hair - And they want to pair with other bald eagles - So what’s wrong with that? Maybe a wig, which may be big, then they’d be bigwig eagles. Daring tough guys are bold eagles, rich ones are gold eagles, Effeminate ones are mild eagles, small ones child eagles , Who of course just want to be held eagles. Worse would be old eagles, or captured and sold eagles , or cooked Fast-food ones who become cold-rolled eagles.