Funny Best Friend Poems | Examples
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Walking down a country road
I fell upon a baby bear talking with a hare.
They look like they were long time friends that didn't have a care.
How are you today said the baby bear standing up with his arms in the air.
I have a little problem today said the hare
But no one seems to care.
I can't seem to find where I put my carrots yesterday
I have looked everywhere even in the barn in the big stack of hay.
My carrots seem nowhere to be found.
My friend can you please help me track them down.
The two friends wandered off
In search of the carrots,
Along the way they found a trail that led them to a feret.
The ferret had a belly ache
You see he ate all of hare's carrots..
What a naughty feret
Love Poem to a Cat
Your simplicity is Absolute.
As such, a Perfection of your kind.
Eat, Sleep, Cuddle With The Giants, Get The Pets
Repeat.
Your days a monochrome monotony
Eternal yet ephemeral
You can be a nuisance
But never trouble
(unlike your sister, who ran off because Mom wouldn't share her ice cream)
The Outside World is not for you,
Dear Boy.
It would chew you up and spit you out;
We can't have that.
So stay in with us as we retire
Live out your hopefully longish perfect cat life
Safe in its comfortable nonexcitement
When you are gone
You shall leave
A furry little hole in my heart
So sleep well,
My dear little Bubbula.
Sleep well.
contented dog
stretches and yawns
no room for me
Hell Cat Queen
Oh, Mayling Lou dearest, my heart’s elation
On Halloween you’ll be a possessed abomination
Neither purr nor mew
pussyfooting Boo!
You are tonight’s sweet spooky sensation!
‘Tis you I love kitty, dark Mayling Lou
Your surreptitious sly purrs make a goddess of you
But come Halloween
You’re my hell cat queen
Your love and friendship I both cherish and rue
by Robert Gorelick
I love you too, but tonight is the night
I sit on a broomstick, holding on tight
Flying behind a witch
To satisfy an itch
Don’t wait up, hell cat’s gonna be alright
by Beryl Edmunds
best friends can keep a secret, when others cannot
They have your back but do not burden you with it
my best friend and I can resume a friendship after ten years
laughing and cutting up as if we saw each other yesterday
No one else understands my family and my circumstance as well
because I do not trust many people, but I totally trust my best friend
We have made history with our antics, and funny stories
Telling them over and over; still laughing, because we know each other.
.
'Twuz the morning
mmmm
sssip
so sweet
Mine labium
both
Mine maw
together
excited
pssst
you awake
The playful nature of love
need not be always a scheduled
match, something to be said for the
spontaneity of butterfly kisses,
fluttering lips and tip-toeing
fingertips, as a child approaches
a cookie-jar at midnight, the
cat-like hurtle of stool and
counter, a cupboard with bells
and whistles, the Cookie Master
having had fond insight, a shared
sweet-tooth of a game….
Maybe tomorrow is too late
tell me today...who is he?
the one who robbed a piece of me
part of my life that it will never come back.
Tell me what he looks like?
Is he more handsome than me?
or maybe have more money than me?
Tell me about him?
The one stole my life from me.
Go and see him. I will be waiting for you.
Always be waiting..
And be with him, as long as you can.
because I will always give you my life to be waiting for.
Go...and have a life with him,
because I know I will always be here waiting for you to hug you again.
I am your harbour waiting for you: the boat...my boat that is you.
Sorry if I ask another question...
What he looks like?
The thief that stole my life from me.
I tickle inadvertently
This funky little bone
He hides amongst the others
With nowhere to call home
He could have been a rib
A cheek, a thumb, a scapula or more
But no, this little fella
Was just left behind the door
When bones were being issued
With nowhere good to go
No fancy latin title
He was given the elbow
I wouldn't be without him
Although he hides away
The best friend I could want for
As he brightens every day
Jinjagoliath
14th July 2023
Humorous poems # 2 contest
Sponsored by: Jay Narain
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Holly’moon’
A girls’ trip, three hot chicks, and Cali
Disney, beaches, and no time to dally…
A looming hill with huge letters beckoned
Dared us to climb; we agreed in a second…
Three ladies in mini-skirts, dirt-smeared
Thoughts of breaking the law gave us no fear…
Knackered, at last, the peak came into sight
Quickly, our bodies were drained of delight…
The “HOLLYWOOD” letters were enclosed by a fence
So people like us wouldn’t climb and spread prints…
But we made a choice; didn’t care if we should
As we hiked up our skirts and mooned Hollywood!
February 3, 2022
Sponsor: L. Milton Hankins
I wish my room had a story to share.
With the goal for me to have the option to play.
This entryway is unimportant to me.
I dislike being fixed behind a doorway.
What case might be this crawling around?
As a result, it's somewhat picky.
Without connecting with the ground.
Flying is getting simple progressively.
Is the chance to be a finished bore.
Since you've arrived at the summit of the sky
I lay very quiet till you open the door
Then I scurry clear across the floor.
I know that it's you and I can't wait
To have you scoop my food on the plate.
You're not quick enough so I begin to cry
I jump here and there and look you square in the eye.
I hop on the floor and rub against your leg
It's the only way I know to beg.
You push me aside and tell me to sit pretty
But I'm not a dog...I am your Kitty !
So I don't pay you no mind at all
And I start driving you right up the wall !
Finally, just as I knew you would
You give me my dinner...And boy is it good !
Woke up to sunshine
Had to rub my tired eyes
I must be dreaming
If gals on the Soup
Have moved on, must follow them
Can't let them escape
Got the hots for you
A pick up line I once used
The first and last time
Cops are after me
Was gawking at some girlies
Wearing only jockeys
Are Haiku's funny
Coz I really have trouble
Writing with a frown
Well how do you do
Would you like to go to bed
Result was a slap
Wanna see my thing
It pulsates really quite fast
My new food mixer
Got the hots for you
Hickory dickory doo
Wanna see my thing
Here's a wee saying
Just three little words plus two
One two three four five
The Wulf Man cometh
Let's see what you've got mister
Who's Haiku Master
Shutter child
Flash afternoon
Distance closes
Returning click
Your laugh
My smile
Candid Collection
Free spirit
Funny face
Captured moments
Forever held
Close closer
Become one
Candid collection
Alexa this
Alexa that
why can't you just
leave me alone?