Haikus

Woke up to sunshine
Had to rub my tired eyes
I must be dreaming

If gals on the Soup
Have moved on, must follow them
Can't let them escape

Got the hots for you
A pick up line I once used
The first and last time

Cops are after me
Was gawking at some girlies
Wearing only jockeys

Are Haiku's funny
Coz I really have trouble
Writing with a frown

Well how do you do
Would you like to go to bed
Result was a slap

Wanna see my thing
It pulsates really quite fast
My new food mixer

Got the hots for you
Hickory dickory doo
Wanna see my thing

Here's a wee saying
Just three little words plus two
One two three four five

The Wulf Man cometh
Let's see what you've got mister
Who's Haiku Master

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