Best Zipper Poems

it's a little
above the
middle of
her back

if it were
in front
it would be 
between her

breasts
but going
back around
pinching the

clasp
slowly
pulling
it down

exposing
her perfect
smoothness
of brown skin

against the
yellow of her
full length gown
that slides off her

shoulders
to the ground
i massage the
tension from her

neck...

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(my tribute to Limerickmeister Jack Ellison, smile engine extraordinaire)

I remember the time when I caught a
bit of my body parts where I oughtn't a
in much pain did I struggle
with my bits I did juggle
it really did make my eyes water!...

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Don't forget to zip your zipper.
Said thee old whipper snapper.
Life's too short, so be a good sport.
While we head to a resort.
After the high school prom tonight.

We can make whoopee, under a pine tree.
After I take you by the hand.
Then we'll see buckets of golden...

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Maybe he fall down and go boom or;
Maybe computer messed up;
 Or maybe it was him.
But the show went on evidently. 
Lots of people indirectly claiming to be the “one and only”
But hey he makes espresso you know.
       ...

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A broken zipper
Can happen any time
When it does- 
It does happen 
It is at the wrong time
Rushing to be outside
The zipper would break
On a winter jacket
Or a pair of jeans
A change in a zipper
Is what is needed
A winter jacket
That is different
When nothing else
to wear
Go to...

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She's aware he's awfully chivalrous for carrying such casual intent
While there's subconscious recognition he's a blend of canny ways
Mixed with filthy desire 

Leaving her plenty of room for discontent
His finicky facade that this helpless girl can't help but admire
While to herself she's being a liar

As...

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The fall of sixty-three, an incongruity!
I saw myself on a Queen's float, a title rare -
"Miss Sorghum" of our Hancock County fair.
I aced the talent part - piano was my art;
but needed practice wobbling in a brand-new pair
of pointy, spiky heels I'd bought to wear.

Fate...

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I'm learning to shut my mouth. Keep some secrets.
The world isn't deserving of the story I have inside. 
Levels of perception. People can never truly understand someone else.
I will always be a stranger to you, no matter how much I talk.
So I should be quieter...

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A man was thought to be jack the ripper
who cried I'm just a hard-working stripper
the bobbies said show us the proof
when he flashed his tiny tool
he was cuffed before fixing his zipper...

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It's like a zipper
 opened then closed
when foolish words express
 the errors of a random guess.

It's like a button
 a spew of words reveling
searching for the hole
 in things we barely know.

It's the mouth speaking
 and the exasperation expelled
without the input of the brain
 when...

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Zigzag threads overlap
  Zip zap tracker aligns
      Zesty and shiny, too
          Zings along the backside 
      Zany patterns excite
   Zazzy razzle dazzle
Zenith night...

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Zipper or zip, just fasten it, right and tight
In order to keep, purple souls, out of sight
Play safe, for Robin or Barbie, not to peek
People might start snapping unwanted pic
Every time you go outside you need to zip 
Rush not, for, no damn will give...

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The Christmas Zipper 
David J Walker

That tool kit you gave me
At two, Mom 
was meant to be a toy
But made of real metal 
How did I know 
What to do with the saw 
That I called a “Zipper”
Did I see Dad 
Zipping through boards?
I only...

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Just like a zipper 
The ship goes on Spring-colored sea
The wake are opening the sea...

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A lady so much older than I 
Deftly signalled a path from her thigh
Like a wrinkle in thyme
Something started to climb
Hmmph!  I forgot to zip up my fly!...

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