Best Zaniness Poems

"If having a sense of humor is considered crazy, 
tell me I'm zany before you walk out my door."             
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Observationally,
preposterousness 
habiting reconstructionists.

Observationally,
I cry, "Be quarrelsomenesses!"

Observationally,
Yakkers.

Symptomatologically,
Zaniness. 

Decisively,
Babblement can aboon. 
 
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 Fractal poetry: a method

1. Use Random Number 
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short poem. 
2. Collapse large numbers to 
equal-to/less-than 20. 
3. These are word lengths. 
4.  Use RNG again to choose...

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A lot of really big trees had died to make that desk. His mother had probably gnawed them down, used her nails to saw the boards, and finished the decorative cutwork with her tongue.
Jennifer Crusie


My mom kept a patch of zamia trees,
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Always been crazy, dizzy even,
for gumdrops,
hankering iced jellyrolls.
Keen longing makes nougat
outlandishly pleasing.
Quick!
Relish stimulating temptation
until vigorous willpower
Xs yummy's zaniness.


Wrote this ABC..... poem for the recent contest, but by the time I got there, the contest was gone, dang!  Hope you enjoy it anyway... I sure...

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Anxiety bursts confusion
distraught entanglements frenzies
grappling hysteria indecisiveness
jitters knockings lows
mania noticeable oppression 
panics qualms rigorousness
sufferings torments unhappiness
valuelessness wretchedness xed
yucky zaniness...

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"Morris" The Manx 

A "tailess" menace is what he can be..
Getting into everything; so full of energy!

A cheshire grin, a pair of big mischievous eyes..
Jumping out of nowhere, he likes to surprise!

He prances around, chasing everything freestyle.
Frolicking about, I have to smile.

Running like a rabbit,...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue,
But Violets for you, PD, just won’t do!
Roses mean passion, for roses are red,
And though I don’t want this to go to your head,
PD, you’re sweeter than dozens of roses
So those who give violets to you ---- Up their NOSES.

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A beloved couple
devoted earnestly 
for generations.
How?
I just knowingly
love more now?
Or perhaps, 
quietly revering
someone truly, 
uniquely, vested
with xenial youthful zaniness.



Anniversary Poetry Contest Placed First
Sponsored by: Sara Kendrick
Date wrote: 15th September 2022...

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          God, I am but 
          a mere poet.
          Heaven knows, 
          I show it.

          Not here to wash 
          poets in the grand
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Let’s celebrate our…
Ambivalent attitudes
Brave boldness
Creative curiosity
Desirable delightfulness
Enthusiastic expectations
Fabulific Ferociousness
Golden goals
Humanistic hopes
Intelligent imagination
Joyful jolliness
Kinesthetic kindness
Lovely laugh
Marvelous manners
Nonsensical nature
Outstanding optimism
Playful presence
Quintessential qualities
Radical reviews
Savvy sassiness
Terrific tones
Universal understanding
Valiant verbosity
Wonderful wildness
‘xceptional ‘xpectations
Yabba-dabba youthfulness
Zesty zaniness...

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Answers better come daily,
even for good-hearted individuals.
Justice keeps lives,
making noticeable overtures.
People quietly reach solitude.
Treating understandable voices
with XOXO, yielding zaniness....

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Lucille Ball
Made us laugh, playing hardball
With dingbat displays
And clever, nonsensical ways!

Desi Arnaz
Caused mayhem with pizzazz
Zaniness we loved to view
As he broadened the hullabaloo!


September 30, 2021

Contest: Your Pick
Sponsor: Brian Strand

TV Show: I Love Lucy
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Animal
Barn
Conceited
Dapper
Edgy
Fickle
Gallops
Headstrong
Ingenious
Jumping
Kicking
Leaping
Mischievous
Nagging
Objectionable
Palomino
Quarter
Runner
Speaks
Talks
Understands
Voices
Wacky
XL
Yahoo
Zaniness...

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The ABC’s of Grudges
     By Dane Smith-Johnsen

Argument begets contentious disagreements.
Endlessness forever grinds.  Harrowing.
Illusion, joyfully keeps laughter minced.
Nonetheless, ominous paltry quarrels revile.
Scorn traverses unquenched.
Victory's wailing xenagogue- (guide)
Yesterday zaniness.


(Simple solutions:  Love one another and forgive as God will forgive us… or...

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