Best Witches Poems
Witches Stirring the Soup's BrewThree busy witches stood stirring a stew
Cauldron filled with freaky things for a brew
Each Halloween they made
soup in their escapade
Adding ingredients to a brown roux
Jan, of course, as she always wants to do
added a bouquet garni of fresh poo
She said, "It's for flavour!
A taste that...
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Categories:
witches, halloween, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Nun and the Witches Last WalkEven though
It was so long ago
It still holds the place in my heart
The one I reserved for special moments
with him
The times before his health
got the best of our relationship
Back when my grandpa
was able to be my
grandpa
It was my first parade
and one of...
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Categories:
witches, granddaughter, grandfather, grandparents, halloween,
Form:
Free verse
Witches WanderWicked witches wander west where warlocks wait with wizards
12/10/15...
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Categories:
witches, magic,
Form:
Monoku
Overworked WitchesWhat's a single mom, overworked witch to do?
School potlucks won't suck up fat vats of witch brew
Green goop soup disinfects science projects
Magic wand deflects coupon blonde's rejects
Soccer field congealed, frogs in fish tanks
Your warlock son mocks the jocks with dark pranks
Your daughter barters love potions,...
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Categories:
witches, funny, halloween, mom, school,
Form:
Rhyme
The Witches of HalloweenFace to face with the witches of Halloween
curse black jellybeans
Zombie doctors, unbeating hearts out of whack
raisins giving back
Mad scientists, green goggles, double helix
rejecting trail mix
Undead bug blasters, squishing out eight-legged lice
No to apple slice
String cheese does not bring
Candy's following
Face to face with the witches of...
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Categories:
witches, candy, children, funny, halloween,
Form:
Rhyme
Beware the Witches' Spell“Hey, look there Jim, the young girl said
look at that rusty gate ahead?
Do you think we should go through?
I am game...
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Categories:
witches, imagery,
Form:
Rhyme
Welcome Garden WitchesWitches in my gardens, blessing them.
Using their notoriously generous green thumbs to help repot the plants snatched out by gray wind yesterday.
Witches, welcome! So grateful you have arrived!
Thank you for...
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Categories:
witches, garden, tribute,
Form:
Free verse
Witches' RingPumpkin party was in full swing
the ghosts and ghouls began to sing
they sang off key
it tickled me
as I danced ‘round the witches’ ring....
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Categories:
witches, dance, fun, giggle, halloween,
Form:
Limerick
Where Bumbles Bounce and Witches FlyWhere bumbles bounce and witches fly
Faeries and jet streams in yesterday’s sky
I glance up and see an eagle so high
And I laugh at the juiciness of yesterday’s sky
They are hop skipping and flitting and fluttering too
The brownies and what-knots playing in diggery-doo.
My brain is on...
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Categories:
witches, garden,
Form:
Rhyme
Witches Pitched Against WitchesWitches pitched against witches…
Itch of teacher to tell
them the truth.
There are no brooms
in the closet,
only dupes
and solid students,
with their thoughts flying
opening their eyes for the first time,
as if reborn into a life of love and light....
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Categories:
witches, education,
Form:
Didactic
Witches Convention In 2020The witches convention this year was being held on virtual Zoom.
They did not like this at all, it took out lots of their wonder and sass.
What about broomstick dances, our cauldron contests? This is gloom!
This may help, one of them said, falling off onto her...
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Categories:
witches, halloween,
Form:
Rhyme
BewareBeware on Halloween a Witches brew
As into the night her frosty breath ...
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Categories:
witches, funny, halloween,
Form:
Limerick
Halloween 2Halloween 2
Haunted houses knock if you dare
Apple bobbing drenched wet hair
Lanterns waken shadows hidden
Laughing, giggling, excited children
Orange pumpkins large and small
Witches wands a spell to call
Enchantment fills cold night air
Eerie footsteps creak upon a stair
Nights mystic moonlight glare
..........Trick Or Treat - Halloween Prayer
...
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Categories:
witches, halloween,
Form:
Acrostic
Haunted Woods
Dare not rove in the woods on Halloween
There are witches there who are best not seen
They tempt one with brew that resembles stew
Truth is what goes in the brew’s not for you.
They put in chewed bones from fingers and toes
What they consider gravy, no...
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Categories:
witches, halloween,
Form:
Rhyme
HalloweenHappy pumpkins
Apple dumplings
Licorice sticks
Lollipops to lick
Owls hooting
Witches looting
Emerald city dreams
Every Halloween
Needling together fun things...
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Categories:
witches, art, halloween,
Form:
Acrostic