Best Whomp Poems

Ever wonder, the sort of things that Dragon and Hubby do when together?
Well never fear, I’m here to explain a Spring Day routine in good...

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A few moments after a hard summer shower we went to get the mail.
It was something in which my son, his dog and I certainly...

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Whomp…another clump of ice cycles, lands on the patio.

It’s good to see brother sun; he is tired of the cold.

His fiery temper quickly melts away,...

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Barking dogs and screaming kids
Can drive a person to drink
There's nothing quite so disconcerting
Worse than loud music methinks

Hard to control a barking dog
They'll bite you...

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It’s warm and cozy in bed when I detect a cat quietly sauntering in the room.
Up on the bed corner he jumps, and then sits,...

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Barking dogs and screaming kids
Can drive a person to drink
There's nothing so disconcerting
Worse than loud music methinks

Hard to control a barking dog
They'll bite you and...

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You know the story.
Some called it mis-
management, some
said it was original.
We know one thing
it was mirror to create
an effective strategy.
When management
changed they keep the
same format,...

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Ethereal spirit guide at the helm, 
traveling on my faithful dreams
showing me an astral realm
Where heaven is lurking beyond her seams.

Entities of helpful creature
giving me...

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Ring around the rosie
Ribbit Dribbit Drosie
They secret the mucus.
Hookus, Lookus, Doofus.

Three frogs at play
In my field today
Straight from the swamp
Eating flies with a whomp!

Ring around...

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YattaYattaYatta 

I can do the this and that 
i can wear my army hat 
i can lift 600 lbs 
just look at this arm you...

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Divine Intervention


I was supposed to die. 
More than once.
In a car, driving too fast
or erratically.

It is my race car driver foot.
And my cavalier attitude.
My impatience...

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Route 66ish No 17

John, a young guy from Miami
Had legs just a little bit gammy,
He would quite often fall
When he shopped in the mall
And land...

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Violet elephant with the enormous empathetic blue eyes
Woke me up landing on my stomach with a whomp! No big surprise.
I don’t have time to play...

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I had heard that the professor from Xanadu was a bit eccentric.
Try eclectic, pink kangaroo corrected me. I screamed for my muse.
Trixie did not arrive...

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Machete pecks
cycle through a staccato lied.
The music is Jurassic,
a tune rattled in the throat
of a feathered lizard –
the genetic code
of jackhammers.
Apart from the tock-tock
of beak...

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