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Barking Dogs and Screaming Kids

Barking dogs and screaming kids
Can drive a person to drink
There's nothing so disconcerting
Worse than loud music methinks

Hard to control a barking dog
They'll bite you and rip off your leg
Beating kiddies is wee bit extreme
But it's fun watching them beg

Go ahead whomp on your child
As long as you don't leave any marks
Strangling is definitely illegal though
Welts are sometimes quite dark

Betcha I'm gonna hear 'bout this
'Bout abusing wee kids and all
Really they're only minor injuries
It's a blast to hear 'em bawl!

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Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 5/16/2022 11:41:00 AM

Hello Happy Jack, I sense you being up set about something. Children shoud not be abused at all. Some dogs do bark loudly at night. What I do not like is fire works until the early morning. Or when neighbours light up the firepits and play loud music until the early morning. Love, Darlenexxxx-oooo.

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 5/16/2022 3:58:00 PM

Hello Happy Jack, fireworks can be a pain it goes on for hours and very noisy. Firepits burn all night they stink up the air. Followed by loud music tha tis played until the early morning. Love Darlene xxxx-oooo.

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/16/2022 12:42:00 PM

Of the things you mentioned, here are some! Dogs bark loudly at night... children should NOT be abused... fireworks can be a pain... as well as loud music by neighbours! Love, Happy Jack XOX