Barking Dogs and Screaming Kids
Barking dogs and screaming kids
Can drive a person to drink
There's nothing so disconcerting
Worse than loud music methinks
Hard to control a barking dog
They'll bite you and rip off your leg
Beating kiddies is wee bit extreme
But it's fun watching them beg
Go ahead whomp on your child
As long as you don't leave any marks
Strangling is definitely illegal though
Welts are sometimes quite dark
Betcha I'm gonna hear 'bout this
'Bout abusing wee kids and all
Really they're only minor injuries
It's a blast to hear 'em bawl!
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2022
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