Best Waist Poems

I have so many jeans that I can wear.
They lie inside a box upon my floor;
in every color there I have a pair.
With pants galore, I could not want for more!

I don't take time to sift through all those clothes
when I am in a rush...

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Soda, ice cream, chips and pizza
I love the way they taste
But every time I bring some home
They end up going to waist
My wife screams are you eating again
You’d better heed my warning
I said, no, I’ve only eaten once
But I started early this morning
There’s something wrong...

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Corsets My Waist
In my corset I 
Feel thin and lean
My waist is constricted
Without any pain

Down to a 22 from 
A  26 inch waist
Inch by inch as I
 am tightly laced

Around my body it
Is snug and warm
Squeezing firmly like
A silk stalking glove

It Defines the curves,
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I'm a man of musical taste
With Classic Rock I'm very well placed
     It's just the thrill of it all
     Guitar solo's enthral
But the Brandy plays havoc with my waist








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Was A Proud Pound Cake

Pound bread was splendid;
Was so sad that it ended;
Bring more I adore.

My poetry writing's reason
Is because it is the season
Doom I don't like a legion
My waist line it is sieging.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn...

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In order to work as a PRESSER, one must REPRESS fatigue....

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When you release the 
words, your curled fingers 
burst into flame.

It was an ancient filth, 
a bird fighting in the mud- 
house of quote-unquote.

Someone navigated 
over the bald heads to find 
a landing place for a cuckoo.

Between real and fiction, 
you cannot write a hymn...

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She felt horrible both inside and outside 
Her anger gathered with years of age
Her loose belly, the epicenter of her appearance tried hard to hide from the mirrors 
Avoided hard the laughing ears
But all in vain, for the whispering spears
Stabbed her anywhere she appeared 

Maybe...

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Wadding through the waterways
collecting all the victims
one by one
as the day turns to night
I see my task has only begun
for all tales that were spun 
I see now are all true
the animal I see is what's left of man
in this country of plenty they went...

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O
Waist is too large
 government charge
  get on the scale
but don't holler and wail
'cause the Diet Police
   plan to devise 
 gonna put us in jail 
 unless we ex-er-cise !

           ...

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Found Fat On My Waist

Found fat on my waist,
From eating done with much haste,
Sure did love each taste. 

Jim Horn...

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orsets My Waist
In my corset I 
Feel thin and lean
My waist is constricted
Without any pain

Down to a 22 from 
A  26 inch waist
Inch by inch as I
 am tightly laced

Around my body it
Is snug and warm
Squeezing firmly like
A silk stalking glove

It Defines the curves,
...

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I'd love 
to hold your palms
but i don't know
would you

I'd love
to fall in love
but i don't know
where are you

how can
the eye miss
what it never
saw

there's a place
that i really
don't know

be my
portable home
come on
let's go

with your heart
in my chest
who needs
a compass

with my arms
around your
waist
sure wouldn't
want to haste

let...

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If
By Byron Juno

If women MUST die
Then Atieno would die first
If children were to forage
Then Atieno's would forage forever
If women were to walk necked 
Then Atieno's would walk throughout the year
If women were to trade their honeypot
Then Atieno's would donate hers
If women were after money not
Then...

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Cal Flitter dumps litter in haste,
Ms Witherspoon savors the taste
  of fast food, she'll throw
  trash out her window.
Cal or Reese are just bad for the waste.


Written 23 Nov 2020...

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