Best Tonsils Poems

I had my tonsils taken out
When I was in first grade.
My younger brother did as well
And we were both afraid.

We didn’t really get it but 
We somehow understood
That wearing P.J.’s in the car
Would lead to nothing good.

While driving to the doctor’s
There was time for me...

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I was just 12 years old
having had many a sore throat
so the Doc said tonsils out
to hospital I go, had no vote

This happened on pre-Christmas week
going into hospital on the Tuesday
had the surgery done two days later
When I was sent to sleep without delay

I then...

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Tonsils With An Adenoid

Took out my tonsils and adenoid,
Then did remove my hemorrhoid;
Received an itch,
From each stitch;
My life more comfortably enjoyed.

Jim Horn...

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Do people still get born with tonsils
Or have we evolved past that stage?
Why were they there anyway?
Maybe for when we were mere-creatures
Mermaids and mermen
Swimming in Atlantis...

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