Kidssssssssssssssssssssssss How Many of Us Have Them
Dingy diapers
Yelling until tonsils are sore
No, you cannot eat all the candy
Because Mom said not to give you anymore
Hitting and tattling on siblings
Leaky mucus filled noses
Boy! am I glad you all don't belong to me
Your parents will soon be here to collect
Gather your "Wiggles" D.V.D's
You don't have to go home...
Wait you do, because
You sure as hell can't stay here
I have nothing against children
I'm just relieved that at the end of the day
You all belong to someone else
Because if left up to me
Child Protective Services
Would surely do an investigation
This is the last time,
I babysit for weed
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