False Diagnosis

On the edge of my seat,
On the tip of my chair,
Sweating in the Doctor’s Lair,
Waiting for that sympathetic stare
And the news
That my slack heart
Needs a jump start,
Liver fails to deliver,
Blood is clogged
With choleric cholestrol,
Kidneys are more cesspit,
Than filtration device,
Belly fluff is full of lice,
Tonsils are shot
With boasting bacteria
Roller-coasting
Down my gullet
To a soirée
In the small intestine.
Inwardly I scream
And await the death sentence
On my organs.
She’ll tell me that
The years of gorgonzola
Gormandising and
Elevated caffeine intake
Have condemned me
To an early coffin-break.
Oh my aching mind!
I can feel the blinds
Descending and my
DNA un-mending.
The worms are wriggling
Down my spine
When the doctor says
“You’ve got a bit of a cold,
You’ll be fine.”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Sergi Avatar
February 23, 2014 at 7:18 PM
Hi Alex: Beautifully written up to the Hitchcock ending. I honestly believed there was bad news until the end. Good Write! My compliments.
Frankel Avatar
February 24, 2014 at 4:51 AM
thanks very much Ralph !
Johnson Avatar
February 20, 2014 at 6:12 PM
Good job Alex, I like the ending... Got a laugh out me!
Frankel Avatar
February 21, 2014 at 4:28 AM
thanks! Always nice to hear you've made someone laugh :)
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