Best Toads Poems

Auf stillem Wasser
So im sanften Mondlicht
Der Ruf der Unken


On quiet water
There in the gentle moonlight
The call of the toads


De agua tranquilo
En suave luz de la luna
Los gritod de sapos...

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I never understood the saying
"It's raining cats and dogs".
It would make a lot more sense
If it was raining toads and frogs!...

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When I'm licking toads I regress into a dream
Glory is bestowed you won't believe what I have seen
We travel this same road don't know where it may lead
The greedy overload take much more than they need
When I'm licking toads I slip inside a dream
After a...

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How I yearn to write of adoration
Love
Pattering heartbeats and Rose petals on pillows
And my how my stomach billows
At the thought of you
As freshly washed sheets in a springtime
Blue

But the brutal truth
My poor valentine
Regrettably
Theres not one romantic bone in this body of mine
Just lust care and...

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sweet rainy season
                                         alike voice...

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Do Toads Cause Warts?

By Elton Camp 

Touching a toad might make us feel sick
But to give warts would be quite a trick

For toads don’t even have warts to begin
Those bumps are only glands in their skin

That viruses cause warts all experts say
They’re from humans and...

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Story of frogs, toads, salamanders and newts   
Crocodiles, seals, beavers with flutes.
These cold-blooded moist skins
Amphibians with twins
Live on land and sea in custom wet suits...

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Horny Toads

Grandpa knew everything, 
that was needed to be known, 
always. 

I stayed every summer, 
from the time before I remember, 
until the time I pray,
never to forget. 

We worked in the garden.
We dug holes, and planted seeds. 
Everything was new to me. 

Miracles were...

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Once we shared
the same swizzle stick and paper plate,
ate the casserole no one else wanted,
but then there were the toads.

The Atlantic flushed, hands were washed,
the toads stayed to be reasons why.
I filled a storage unit with them,
at night I hear their forlorn croaking.
I’m hoping they'll...

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Charlotte was confiding her secrets to the teeniest tiniest toads.
they sat and listened with interest. None of her stories was old.
their silence and lack of suggestions was more important than gold.
Charlotte loved sitting by the pond and sharing with her sweet tiny toads....

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In the midst of fiery crises
I miss cool, shady oases
O, Fountain, spring forth your fresh water
revive my land to evergreen

O, Abdim's storks, will you perch my neem?
O, white-feather, flaunting egrets
harbingers of rain,
and night croaking toads,
I've missed your glad tidings again

In the midst of hot desert...

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Wash Those Froggies, Wash Those Froggies,
Dirty Froggies Get Eaten By Moggies.
Don't Be Mean, Get Them Clean
While You Read Your Magazine....

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Though I'm ugly and I'm old,
And I'm fat and I'm bald,
And I'm grey and I'm cold;
I've still a story to be told …

I've never been a handsome prince
As far as I can tell;
Unless I lost my memory
During a witch’s evil spell!

I started my spawned life...

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LITTLE CHILD read the dictionary:
a poem about all things!

Strains of marigold those
shadows of dancing old!

Ashes to ash all-in-all
a mental addiction
burning wells of poetry
all souls a poem

Cut yourself with A's
and create imaginary gardens
with real toads
real change -- the only poem

And Life is brazenly amazing
leaving no time...

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I'm a frog, you're a frog,
Everyone's a frog-frog,
On a log, in the bog,
Hiding from the dog-dog....

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