Best Tartar Poems
Tartar BluesWELL … Ah woke up this mornin’,
Had a ringin’ in ma head.
Ma backbone felt like rubber,
An’ Ah wished that Ah was dead …
Ah crawled into the bathroom,
Pulled myself up to a lean.
Saw ma choppers in the mirror …
Such a tasteful shade o’ green!
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Categories:
tartar, funny, parodysad, green, sad,
Form:
Light Verse
Free Cee But Teach a Man To Fish I Will Have the Fish With a Side of Tartar Sauce Pleaseallow me to tell you about a man i know
his righteous rhetoric says he created me
turning water into wine is quite a good show
by a man i mainain strongly has always hated me
sure two thousand years have preserved his word
while phools and phollowers tithe on...
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Categories:
tartar, angst, me, water, me,
Form:
Quatrain
Four Four RightThe I trois1:01 men-nuts long
The first time they s collaborate
Bunch used both electric and
traditional instruments in a fusion
Of we. The origin of togetherness.
Lying to one group to increase the
Interest of another. Making specticails
Of fools, while patting the back and ass
Of the other. When the neglected...
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Categories:
tartar, art, music,
Form:
Ballad