Best Tacky Poems

"I like you, but not like you think that I do
So let's just be friends - is that all right with you?
And please give me back all the gifts that I gave
and by any chance, did all of the wrapping you save?
Cause, now that we're...

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Hey, the filthy way of the dejected 
Those who walk through you are rejected 
You take them to the world of disrespected 
You make them meet the unexpected. 

Hey, the senseless brutal words 
The tacky tongue has made you the caged birds 
Now, you are...

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Please don’t put that couch on the porch! My husband begged.
It would be so tacky.
Tackier than the refrigerator and ice machine?
They are already out there.
Tackier than five garbage bags full of who-know-what?
They are out there too.
Of course, they are his messes, so not tacky?
I know...

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