Best Susie Poems

She was the smallest of all the angels
although all the other angels were at 
least five feet tall, 
Susie the angel was no larger than a Barbie doll.

She was by far the cutest of all the Angels
but little Susie was a little sad this Christmas Season.

She had wings...

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I volunteered in a soup kitchen to help the needy;
the homeless and the lonely, the addicts and the seedy.
For me in the kitchen, it was a place to socialize,
while I was helping out with many others doing likewise.

Susie James who is a single girl had...

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For only a few summer months out of the year,
I can always find a pretty girl working here.
She is the type of gal most guys see in a dream.
I see her every summer day scooping ice cream.
Sundaes, cones, sodas, there is nothing she can’t serve.
I...

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With a wink and a nod
Through the door with a wiggle and a smile
Hey what’s up
Gonna get juiced need my purple high t’night

Oh Sweet sugar oh sweet Susie 
You light my fire
Just a girl after a bad ass bass player
Come on and stroke the night

Wauka...

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My favorite pet was Susie the goat
who had the softest pure white coat 
We purchased her when she was in kid
the newborns copied what Susie did
They devoured the grass, each on a tether
but stayed in the shed in inclement weather 
Susie's favorite food was ripe...

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Susie was inspired by the Beijing Paralympics, 
To pursue her talent at swimming, to train hard, 
So she was classified as an S7, deformed limbs,
And won three medals in London, one in Rio. 

She has a BA in languages from Newcastle, 
Which she uses in...

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Susie strutted through short brown grass,
clucking and scratching with intent.
Searching for a worm of high class
filled with a luscious green content.

Susie tripped over a green bug
that appeared scrawny - very weak.
He promptly advised a fat slug,
that would look nice between her beak.

Susie declined to let...

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I had a rival whose name was 'Susie'
The streetwalker I'd nicknamed 'the floozie'
Through the night she would strut
Wiggling her pudgy butt
If only I'd been holding an Uzi!

One night Susie and I had quite a spat
She called me a brat. I chided, "You're fat!"
But when she...

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Because I know you, I have it made.
Susie, you are the prettiest girl in second grade.
I would rather be with you than another boy.
While I have known you, I’m filled with joy.
In school, you are always nearby and handy.
I’ll share my lunch with you. ...

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We had nothing in common when I met Susie that first day
She had never been to Rodgers, Arkansas, where my relatives stay
We tried to find commonality, but it was not easy at all.
Roommates who gave up on each other most of that first fall.

Her parents...

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When I was nine the Little Remco Red Spinning Wheel was out.
Every Saturday morning it was shown to be the best toy since Barbie.
My mother secretly ordered it for Christmas; my heart gave a shout.
I told every friend I was getting it – Lois, Patty,...

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When Death, the vast unknown, and all therein
Whose thoughts tremor feel I without reserve,
Always has been this strain upon my skin,
Absent courage and woe do strike a nerve. 
Alas, when I’m with you, I fear Death not, 
In short a time, my fear, I do...

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Why dat gull crynin'?!  Hollin' like dat?!
She bleed'n uh som'in?!  No?!
Maybe she need soma' dat pank stuff, den?
You know!  Dat stuff!  Dat uhhh...   Dat uhhh...
Dat Bismorex!!  Yeah.  Dat Bismorex.  Hmmph!
Well, den, maybe huh flioncee left huh.
He...

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Susie’s skirts now conceal her behind
(most of it), and she’s not so inclined
     to get drunk and start fights
       at the bars. She delights
in declaring, “Look, y’all. I’m refined!

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Once upon a time, Susie squirrel
Saw an awkward, gray mouse named mutt
The initial attraction was
Because she thought he was a nut!

Little mouse Mutt, was a bit slow,
The butt of many a wise crack
Crawling around once for a week
With a "Kick me" sign on his back!...

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