When Will Susie Get Lucky

I volunteered in a soup kitchen to help the needy;
the homeless and the lonely, the addicts and the seedy.
For me in the kitchen, it was a place to socialize,
while I was helping out with many others doing likewise.

Susie James who is a single girl had trouble finding work.
Susie volunteers her time so, she is not one who will shirk,
helping out and giving smiles when handing out the soup,
and so becoming well respected in amongst our group.

Alas Susie admitted, with some sorrow in her voice,
when it comes to men she is forever making a wrong choice.
Susie explained that men she’s drawn too always have to lie,
for they are either married or have partners that is why.

So when a young man unbeknown has entered to assist,
Susie’s eyes were roving and she just could not resist,
to call this handsome man across to us and he didn’t balk,
and I heard the conversation as the pair of them did talk.

The first thing Susie asked him; “Are you a married man?”
“Not in the eyes of man”, he said, when answering dead pan.
‘So this man’s not married’, Susie smiled. ‘That’s a start at least’.
“Do you work?” And he replied, “Oh yes, I am a priest”.
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Edmonds  Avatar
April 19, 2021 at 2:11 AM
A truly wonderful entertaining write Lindsay, the ending is hilarious... Belle
Laurie Avatar
April 25, 2021 at 9:08 PM
Hello Belle ... thank you for reading and commenting Belle. I do appreciate your fine comment - thank you - Lindsay
Rone Avatar
April 14, 2021 at 2:37 PM
Very clever. I'm grinning ear to ear. you did a great job!
Laurie Avatar
April 25, 2021 at 9:05 PM
Hello Ken ... thank you for reading and I do appreciate your positive comment - Lindsay
Proxenos Avatar
April 2, 2021 at 12:46 PM
The newcomer to the soup kitchen was quickly given an interrogation by Suzie, but he saw himself as married, just not in the eyes of man! Suzie must try all over again. Excellent humor. Blessings and hugs, Jennifer.
Laurie Avatar
April 10, 2021 at 9:37 PM
Hello Jennifer ... thanks once again. Try, try, again; and finally there's success. Suzie will succeed Jennifer - Lindsay
Hinshaw Avatar
March 29, 2021 at 1:13 PM
Outstanding, Lindsay! Poor Susie struck out again. Many thanks for your kind comment re Hank's Scrubby Boots. Love to write western stuff and wish I could come up with more. Good on you, Mate! Bob H
Laurie Avatar
March 29, 2021 at 6:20 PM
Hello Bob ... thanks for commenting Bob. I truly do enjoy your cowboy poems and the language that goes with them - Lindsay
Laurie Avatar
March 29, 2021 at 6:19 PM
Hello Bob ... thanks for commenting Bob. I truly do enjoy your cowboy poems and the language that goes with them - Lindsay
Ball Avatar
March 28, 2021 at 7:32 PM
This is so cute. Yes he was married, to the church. Great job here. As always you left me with a smile. God Bless, JB
Laurie Avatar
March 29, 2021 at 6:16 PM
Hello Judy ... thanks for commenting Judy. I'm pleased you found a smile with this poem - Lindsay
Pettit Avatar
March 27, 2021 at 4:56 PM
Susie just has to keep prospecting out there for the right man. The last line made me enjoy this poem.
Laurie Avatar
March 29, 2021 at 6:14 PM
Hello Robert ... thanks for commenting Robert. I'm pleased you got some enjoyment from this poem - Lindsay
Theraven Avatar
March 23, 2021 at 8:45 PM
Lindsay, Susie schooled by the seminary calling. There's fresh genius lurking and mischief afoot in this poem. Maybe even two foot. -Richard
Laurie Avatar
March 29, 2021 at 6:11 PM
Hello Richard ... thanks for commenting Richard. I liked what you wrote - Lindsay
Dietrich Avatar
March 22, 2021 at 2:37 PM
I was just waiting for that punch line!!! Another great write.
Laurie Avatar
March 29, 2021 at 6:08 PM
Hello Andrea ... thanks for your comment Andrea. Yes, most of my fun poems finish witha punch line - Lindsay
Mcconnell Avatar
March 21, 2021 at 10:47 AM
Nice penning Lindsay , really enjoyed this one and foxed me with your end stanza. Take care blessings,Gordon
Laurie Avatar
March 29, 2021 at 6:05 PM
Hello Gordon ... thank you for commenting Gordon. I'm pleased you enjoyed this piece of humour - Lindsay
Babcock Avatar
March 21, 2021 at 10:27 AM
Did not see that ending coming. At least she came straight to the point and asked outright. Nice rhyme and easy flow with an unexpected ending. Nice chuckle this morning. love phyl
Laurie Avatar
March 29, 2021 at 6:03 PM
Hello Phyllis ... thanks for your fine comment Phyllis. I'm pleased you enjoyed and had a chuckle over this poem - Lindsay
Allison Avatar
March 18, 2021 at 1:21 PM
ha ha ha love it, got to tell you my RE teacher at school was a former priest but he fell for a member of his congregation and from being a celebrate priest they went on to marry and have 5 children!:-) hugs Jan xx
Laurie Avatar
March 29, 2021 at 6:00 PM
Hello Jan ... thanks for commenting Jan. To believe that priests are anything but human can send shock waves through the faithful - Lindsay
Leffanta Avatar
March 18, 2021 at 11:44 AM
Good to know priests are acting like priests Down Under! Aloha! Rico
Laurie Avatar
March 29, 2021 at 5:57 PM
G'day Rico ... thanks for commenting Rico. There have been a few who now are enjoying prison food and working behind bars - Lindsay
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March 18, 2021 at 10:46 AM
Hello Lindsay, thank you for the chuckle. This poem is cute.Enjoy your day my friend.
Laurie Avatar
March 29, 2021 at 5:54 PM
Hello Darlene ... thanks for your comment Darlene. I trust that you have a good day also Darlene - Lindsay
Hankins Avatar
March 18, 2021 at 9:31 AM
LOL. I loved it. She got straight to the point, and with her experience I don't blame her! The idea of the priest is very clever!
Laurie Avatar
March 29, 2021 at 5:51 PM
Hello Milton ... thank you Milton for commenting. At least he's an honest priest - Lindsay
Cunningham Avatar
March 18, 2021 at 1:36 AM
Better to find out from day one lol. Tom
Laurie Avatar
March 29, 2021 at 5:49 PM
Hello Tom ... thanks for commenting Tom. Yes, before she orders her wedding dress - Lindsay
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