Best Sneak In Poems

...At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his ********
For his love life it was a massive blow......

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...The house was full
Of Gods and deities
The curtain call was soon
The water vasos were poured
And became the finest of wines
The bread multiplied
The baker you see
Was a part time magician
The......

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...Full moon ... or nearly ...
          I sit on the pier as it groans with swells,
               Dangling my nostalgic heart in the freezing Atlantic,
     Forty-plus years gaze back at me, fr......

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...…you knew

No one should know the things I know,
nor bear the scars of such knowledge,
nor should they be forced by circumstance
to discard all of memory’s treasures.

The Llama will spit when......

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...~One key
             Two keys
                          Three keys~

B  R  E  A  K my walls of passion as we turn doorknob number o  n  e,
   young love started a romantic des......

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...I hurry to the ladies toilets
Because I need to use the loo
But all the cubicles are occupied
(There’s a stench of rancid pooh)

I stand there with my legs crossed
And I do a little......

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...
Tom was such a naughty kitty cat,
when he saw spike asleep on the mat,
came up with a plan, ever so sly,
he thought he'd sneak in and eat his pie,

Tom began to plot his little scheme,......

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...the w   i   n   d   o   w
     of my heart stays 
          ajar.
     my permission 
you don't need. sneak in! 
     yes, darling,
......

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...It’s midnight and I’m alone downstairs
I hope she’s sleeping, I’ve said my prayers
Now I’m walking like I’m in a dream
Sneak in the kitchen for some ice cream
DON”T EVEN THINK IT
Back upstairs I......

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...As A Poet, The Importance Of Truth

I wrote all that sunny day and all night
About love, life, also humanity
Not every day was sunny and bright
Nor do I lie to appease my vanity
This wicked and......

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...The compact disc now adds full sound.
Our mothers preach from all around.
Explicit lyrics and songs of sin.
We sneak in vodka, some rum and gin.

KISS, The Crue and Guns N Roses.
They play the ......

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...Can't write about Christmas or New Years Day,                  Written just for Paula's
Or Easter or Kwanzaa or any other Holiday.                        Contest :)

I've written too much about wa......

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...OH Dragon! OH Dragon! You flewn the coup! Where have, you gone? 
He watched ‘Night at the Museum’. Was that actually, so very wrong?
King Tut Exhibit’s in town; He should be in bed, not going there......

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...Across the pixelated clouds, jumps a little man in red and blue.
He jumps hard and fast through the massive flood of mismatched minions. 
The only thing on his tiny mind is get the girl. 
Course t......

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...Day one without our lim'rick dad
It's cloudy and I feel quite sad
I sneak in his room
Try on his perfume
and call his harem to come to his pad......

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