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Best Sloshed Poems

Below are the all-time best Sloshed poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of sloshed poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member CHEERS -PLEASE JOIN IN THE COLLABORATION
I had an old auntie called Mable
Who could drink men under the table
She’d tell folks of her gout
Sup up six pints of stout  -
then...

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Categories: sloshed, drink, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Arthur
The bar was open at nine
And my banker said all was fine
Champagne and limousines
Roses tossed, like petals in time

She caught my fancy
She looked divine
I was...

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Categories: sloshed, life, love,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member He was Just a Little Boy
I was born unto this world
A little boy called James
I was just like all the rest
Who in the playground played normal games

I knew my life...

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Categories: sloshed, childhood, hope, life, mother, sad, sonschool,
Form: Quatrain
Ten Word Obituary
They found my neighbor today
sitting in his chair, seeping
into the fabric. The smell-
rancid fat, a tallowy 
rind of meat. 

The cleaners take days.
Boy George warbles
through...

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Categories: sloshed, death,
Form: Free verse
EROTIC HAIKU 1- 21
 HAIKU ON LOVE # 1

You leave me after we make love
Moonbeam falls 
A poet shares my sorrow


HAIKU ON LOVE # 2
She coils him
Desolate
Autumn waits

HAIKU...

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Categories: sloshed, autumn, emotions, fantasy, girl, love, lust,
Form: Haiku



Wonder Woman's Divorce
The papers were signed
It was like drawing a get out of jail free card
Freedom can be intoxicating
Especially when combined with a half-gallon of Carol Rossi
The...

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Categories: sloshed, divorce,
Form: Prose Poetry
Cliche and Catch Phrase Party
Once in a blue moon I have been told
The cliché’s clan gets together with the Catch Phrase posy

If I have told you once I have...

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Categories: sloshed, fun, word play,
Form: I do not know?
glennish grooll
                        ...

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Categories: sloshed, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Brahms and Liszt
Happy.  Genial.  Merry.  Jolly
Blottoed, blasted, etched and blitzed
Mellow, foggy, hazy, squiffy
Tipsy.  Tiddly.  Brahms and Liszt

Dazed, zombied, tanked-up, trollied
Ganted, gubbed, guttered
Bladdered,...

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Categories: sloshed, drink,
Form: List
Premium Member Ode to The Eagles
Yes, to the dance and party at Hotel California.
You love the flirting game with pretty maids all in a row.
No more wasted time on the...

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Categories: sloshed, cool, dance, emotions, growing up, meaningful,
Form: Pantoum
Nantucket
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who carried his milk in a bucket,
When it sloshed on the street,
You could hear him repeat,
"I should get a...

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Categories: sloshed, funny,
Form: Limerick
Mea Culpa, Extol Belles-Lettres
The Jackal's line of demarcation ye souls' furlough for interim...
Today, cockcrows perturb in a gala thrice for thee quiescent stay,
God's Park of Ephemera, sashays the...

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© R.G. Inigo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sloshed, adventure, imagination, nature, on writing and
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Brenda and Banron
Brenda and Banron bounced slowly on his boat
as the brilliant sun sparkled brightly on the glistening water.
Big and burly he was the boy she sought...

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Categories: sloshed, death,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member The Senile Aunt and the Knit Hat
On a dark and stormy Winter night the air was full of yuletide idiocy, 
For Christmas was approaching with a greedy widening grin insidiously. 

Eggnog...

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Categories: sloshed, family, fantasy, fun, psychological,
Form: Couplet
the hefty harmony
tried to touch but my hands tremble 
once i saw she cut my loss 
i beg the difference knowing nothing 
let her find how much...

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Categories: sloshed, lost love, me, time, longing, may,
Form: Rhyme
The Gilded Silver Jubilee Peg
I insisted the jubilee amiability
to stir up with twilight-ed spirit
zeal of desires aroused 
as the silverly rays crowned me
to pour out the gilded spirit.
Earstwhile crimson...

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Categories: sloshed, happiness, imagination, inspirational, life,
Form: Free verse
Smelly Two In The Queue
Smelly people in the queue,
Wafting B O from each shoe,
And from their bodies, both unwashed,
Then to cap it all, both are sloshed,
Swaying back and forth...

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Categories: sloshed, funny, life, people,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member BACKYARD WAGON
fascinated by the backyard wagon —
it leans against the aged oak.

sloshed with water in Spring,
levity of leaves of Fall,
catching snowflakes in Winter —
on its red...

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Categories: sloshed, christian, nature, seasons,
Form: Personification
Premium Member Songs of Life
Songs of Life

The patter of raindrops, blown by the wind,
 sloshed by passing cars, and settling my calmness,
soothe the restless wandering of my mind.

The Spanish...

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Categories: sloshed, lifeme, me,
Form: Free verse
Spared from the Spear
Spared from the Spear


(For Grace Chimezie to her THISDAY Office)

You knew not the coils of cataclysm
Spun like yarns by the angels of evil
Into the frame...

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Categories: sloshed, god, life,
Form: Free verse
Flippa

When Katrina came calling,
Lady Blues brought some 
Miami Hurricane bad news
Green Dolphin Street pain parade
went Mardi Gras wind marching
down to the delta swamp of Nawl...

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Categories: sloshed, dark, natural disasters, pain, truth,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Gosh
Nauseous Natasha’s cautious sister Sasha’s posh boss
Josh McIntosh from Osh Kosh
Sloshed through the marshes sporting galoshes
Looking for his lost hoss Ross
By gosh
...

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Categories: sloshed, horse, lost, sister,
Form: Alliteration
Should Their Souls Meet Again
  





The Vampire warrior laughed with youthful exuberance,

as his victim sloshed through the swamp,

running like a coward as he became the chase,

a hunting technique...

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Categories: sloshed, fantasy
Form: Dramatic Verse
The Demon
I've been to the top of the mountain
I've surveyed the valley below.
I've heard the mountaintop call me,
I've felt the icy wind blow.

I came down from...

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Categories: sloshed, addiction, betrayal, drink, drug,
Form: Verse
Inebriated Quartet
Oh, please
Turn the music up, Shug
I just want to lie in this camper
Surrounded by my three good friends
And forget
Please, Cay
Don’t remind me of the girl...

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Categories: sloshed, angst, friendship, love, music, nostalgia, sad,
Form: Free verse