Best Slacker Poems
At the Footbridge - Limerick Collaboration
...At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his ********
For his love life it was a massive blow......
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Categories:
slacker, betrayal, body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Surfing Usa
...Drip drip dribble dribble
google harps- here's a fiddle
How does fuzz evolve to stubble
Here's Fred Flinstone- Barney Rubble
WON 5 DOLLARS!- now I'm even
Online poker- guy named steven
Shop f......
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Categories:
slacker, funny, hilarious,
Form:
The Slacker
...While others fall through the cracks of society,
I confront every crack with a willing dive and leap.
I am the greatest slacker that has ever come to be,
never contributing anything to anything or......
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Categories:
slacker, people,
Form:
Rhyme
A Cheesy-Breezy Holiday
...The best things that Christmas guarantees
Are the festive, digestive joys of cheese
No holiday platter is nearly complete
Without the familiar fumes ... of feet
Soften......
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Categories:
slacker, appreciation, christmas, food, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Thanksgiving Eve
...Thanksgiving Eve
Hate the holidays well I got one for you.
Dont have to follow no rules.
Just drink till ya drop.
To what's the ocassion still ya
havent a clue.
Hey there missy.
dont piss ......
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Categories:
slacker, funny, holidaythanksgiving, thanksgiving,
Form:
Rhyme
Business Haiku - Improvement and Reailty
...Ideas for improvement.
No one has bothered to listen.
Winter of discontent.
Slacker employees?
They work hard. Push with Square Wheels.
A Spring awakening?
The landscape. No blame.
Should ......
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Categories:
slacker, business,
Form:
Haiku
Hush
...You hush, do not rush,
Ears are all around
Like trees in the bush.
Silent is taller
Blabbing is lesser,
Hush! don't blush,
Lips could slander
So ponder before you utter.
Do not let your lips ......
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Categories:
slacker, people
Form:
Rhyme
Can There Be Awakening - a Square Wheels Haiku
...Slacker employees?
They work hard. Push with Square Wheels.
Spring awakening?......
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Categories:
slacker, image, irony, work,
Form:
Haiku
Laundry Room Rules
...When doing laundry in a room
That’s shared by many others,
You can’t pretend no rules apply,
Like if you had your druthers.
You have to note the starting time
And when the cycle ends,
‘Cause......
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Categories:
slacker, people, time,
Form:
Rhyme
Cloud 7
...1.Fill me up, I am always lacking.
Consumption, the name of the game.
The hunger devours the horse,
fattens me to the core.
I'm about to burst...
Always empty,
yet full of
loveless
fear.
2......
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Categories:
slacker, angst, introspection, parody, philosophyme,
Form:
Nonet
Silhouette of a Broken Home
...[5]He sits in a corner
Like a stranger in wander.
He knew it wasn't worth it
Yet asunder became winner,
Now he is a lone ranger
For giving in to the
Home breaker.
Anger, slander, character,
......
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Categories:
slacker, satire
Form:
Narrative
Watch Out, Bullies
...If I and my poems were dissed
by those deemed elite--just dismissed,
I’d be so mature.
Their barbs I’d endure—
unless I should get REALLY p_ _ _ _ _!
My sarcastic quips might be flyin......
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Categories:
slacker, abuse, feelings,
Form:
Limerick
Artifacts of Destiny
...Each ego identity,
whether of busy bee
or slacker sloth,
recreates its uniquely sacred eco-Other,
mutually capable of Win-Win intentional experience
and memory
toward appreciating capital inves......
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Categories:
slacker, destiny, humanity, identity, integrity,
Form:
Political Verse
Disaster Flirting
...1. They said the meeting point
between your traits and swagger
has dislocated
and your newly acquired awful image
is beyond reversal.
But hey! I do not fall for obscurantism
on your honor, my ......
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Categories:
slacker, abuse, adventure, betrayal, devotion,
Form:
Lyric
i went into a book shop and asked, 'where do you keep the bibles?'
...yeah, i went in
and i picked up a novel and took it to the counter
she said, "oooh, i do like this one. so heartbreaking and inescapable.
it's about being dislocated from friends and numbing routi......
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Categories:
slacker, age, assonance,
Form:
Free verse