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Best Skit Poems

Below are the all-time best Skit poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of skit poems written by PoetrySoup members


Mary Skit
Mary Skit was full of hot air
                  ...

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Categories: skit, fun, funny,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Skit Scat Scram Skadattle
Skit, Scat, Scram, Skadattle.
Get, going, and gone.
Won't be back, until the break of dawn.
We sat down town.Wearing a funny frown.
Me and my little lady.In her...

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Categories: skit, abuse, society,
Form: Epic
Granny Panty Annie, the Tranny
Lemme tell ya' about a
*ding-bat skit-zo 
bee-hotch* tranny
named Annie...

I met her one night 
under disco lights 
up at Candies

She was 
starin' at me
grittin' her teeth
aimin'...

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Categories: skit, adventure, black african american,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Memo To All Journos - Buzzwords
A poet's work [like journalists] is to name the unnameable, to point at frauds, to take sides, to start arguments, to shape the world and...

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Categories: skit, humorous, poets,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member The Earth Bleeds
THE EARTH BLEEDS

We need a little light and dark.
Our eyes but blur infinity blue,
as a cradle robs us of our spark
when we visualize variety’s few.

The...

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Categories: skit, beauty, color,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Betty White Rip
*Image of Betty White by Pinterest.



Betty White RIP



Alas!
She Passed,

Betty,
Firstly,

Then White,
Finite,

Icon,
Like On,

TV,
Marquee,

AM,
FM,

Invest,
Her Best,

Female,
Prevail,

Guinness,
Booked As,

Premiere,
Career,

Shadows,
Gameshows,

Mary,
Murray,

Ted And,
Sue Ann,

High-Strung,
Sharp-Tongue,

Antics,
Frantics,

Leaven,
Seven,

Golden,
Stolen,

Bea, Rue,
Stan Too,

Miles And,
Nylund,

Fourth Gal,
Estelle,

Neighbor,
Failure,

Drop Dead,
She Did,

Gun Shot,
In Shock,

Hearts Race,
Shot Vase,

Herring,
War...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: skit, appreciation, beautiful, career, celebrity,
Form: Footle
I Love Lucy
<          once there was a redhead gal name lucy
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Categories: skit, adventure, dedication, fantasy, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Haikus Parody Haiku
1.
mind's edge blunted
desert devoid of markers
my tears wet dry sand

July 29, 2014

2.
seasonal picture
don’t let me add a thing please
your haiku not mine

June 6, 2016

3.
missing photographs
real...

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Categories: skit, parody, poetry,
Form: Haiku
Attempted Humor
She said she prefers humor
In a man.  I am no Shakespeare
But I know how to conjugate
With knack and with wit, even
The occasional split infinitive:
To...

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Categories: skit, humorous,
Form: Sonnet
Pain
Life is but a skit
Away from home or in it
Eases pain a bit....

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Categories: skit, life,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Memories of a City Child
Writing about daisies roses rainbows and waterfalls helped me
Escape the madness of the city LIFE.  The JUNGLE. 
Whenever I wished to return I laid...

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Categories: skit, adventure, appreciation, brother, creation,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Acronym Soup
Now here's a definition of MACHO 
I've never ever heard before
“Male Acting Childish, Hormonal, and Obnoxious”
When I read it, I started thinking of more

There's the...

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Categories: skit, humorous, , cute,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Morning Greet, Delightful Treat
Sipping on my coffee on this first day of May,
With the sun shining brightly, finally on display,
A movement of a branch so close to my...

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Categories: skit, bird, god, love, may,
Form: Rhyme
Physical Cliff
Between God and His people there is a rift.
The legion is in man and like sand intends to shift
humanity from God, who uplifts, and quickly...

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Categories: skit, god, people, light, self,
Form: Rhyme
Hyperfocus Hocus Pocus
The force of my thoughts is a force to report,
Attention, no Deficit, Hyperactive, no Disorder, call it slaughter
when Hyperfocus onslaughts play hocus pocus with my...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: skit, fun, nonsense, word play,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things