Best Skit Poems
Below are the all-time best Skit poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of skit poems written by PoetrySoup members
Categories:
skit, fun, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Skit Scat Scram SkadattleSkit, Scat, Scram, Skadattle.
Get, going, and gone.
Won't be back, until the break of dawn.
We sat down town.Wearing a funny frown.
Me and my little lady.In her...
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Categories:
skit, abuse, society,
Form:
Epic
Granny Panty Annie, the TrannyLemme tell ya' about a
*ding-bat skit-zo
bee-hotch* tranny
named Annie...
I met her one night
under disco lights
up at Candies
She was
starin' at me
grittin' her teeth
aimin'...
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Categories:
skit, adventure, black african american,
Form:
Narrative
Memo To All Journos - BuzzwordsA poet's work [like journalists] is to name the unnameable, to point at frauds, to take sides, to start arguments, to shape the world and...
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Categories:
skit, humorous, poets,
Form:
Couplet
The Earth BleedsTHE EARTH BLEEDS
We need a little light and dark.
Our eyes but blur infinity blue,
as a cradle robs us of our spark
when we visualize variety’s few.
The...
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Categories:
skit, beauty, color,
Form:
Rhyme
Betty White Rip*Image of Betty White by Pinterest.
Betty White RIP
Alas!
She Passed,
Betty,
Firstly,
Then White,
Finite,
Icon,
Like On,
TV,
Marquee,
AM,
FM,
Invest,
Her Best,
Female,
Prevail,
Guinness,
Booked As,
Premiere,
Career,
Shadows,
Gameshows,
Mary,
Murray,
Ted And,
Sue Ann,
High-Strung,
Sharp-Tongue,
Antics,
Frantics,
Leaven,
Seven,
Golden,
Stolen,
Bea, Rue,
Stan Too,
Miles And,
Nylund,
Fourth Gal,
Estelle,
Neighbor,
Failure,
Drop Dead,
She Did,
Gun Shot,
In Shock,
Hearts Race,
Shot Vase,
Herring,
War...
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Categories:
skit, appreciation, beautiful, career, celebrity,
Form:
Footle
Categories:
skit, adventure, dedication, fantasy, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Haikus Parody Haiku1.
mind's edge blunted
desert devoid of markers
my tears wet dry sand
July 29, 2014
2.
seasonal picture
don’t let me add a thing please
your haiku not mine
June 6, 2016
3.
missing photographs
real...
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Categories:
skit, parody, poetry,
Form:
Haiku
Attempted HumorShe said she prefers humor
In a man. I am no Shakespeare
But I know how to conjugate
With knack and with wit, even
The occasional split infinitive:
To...
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Categories:
skit, humorous,
Form:
Sonnet
Categories:
skit, life,
Form:
Haiku
Memories of a City ChildWriting about daisies roses rainbows and waterfalls helped me
Escape the madness of the city LIFE. The JUNGLE.
Whenever I wished to return I laid...
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Categories:
skit, adventure, appreciation, brother, creation,
Form:
Prose
Acronym SoupNow here's a definition of MACHO
I've never ever heard before
“Male Acting Childish, Hormonal, and Obnoxious”
When I read it, I started thinking of more
There's the...
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Categories:
skit, humorous, , cute,
Form:
Quatrain
Morning Greet, Delightful TreatSipping on my coffee on this first day of May,
With the sun shining brightly, finally on display,
A movement of a branch so close to my...
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Categories:
skit, bird, god, love, may,
Form:
Rhyme
Physical CliffBetween God and His people there is a rift.
The legion is in man and like sand intends to shift
humanity from God, who uplifts, and quickly...
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Categories:
skit, god, people, light, self,
Form:
Rhyme
Hyperfocus Hocus PocusThe force of my thoughts is a force to report,
Attention, no Deficit, Hyperactive, no Disorder, call it slaughter
when Hyperfocus onslaughts play hocus pocus with my...
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Categories:
skit, fun, nonsense, word play,
Form:
Rhyme