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Now here's a definition of MACHO I've never ever heard before “Male Acting Childish, Hormonal, and Obnoxious” When I read it, I started thinking of more There's the ever popular ROTFLMAO Everybody certainly knows this one “Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off” Used in emails to express some fun ANFSCD is really a new one on me “And Now For Something Completely Different” Originally from a Monte Python skit At times they were a wee bit irreverent WYSIWYG is an acronym for “What You See Is What You Get” Makes a lot of sense, should be no confusion But it can still make some people fret Here's a good one, TNSTAAFL “There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch” Once you realize that, you'll be better prepared It'll help you a whole great big bunch This here's a real cute one, SHIAPMP “So Happy I Almost Peed My Pants” Was thinking because I used the word 'pee' Should have warned you guys in advance! © Jack Ellison 2013

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Date: 2/11/2013 4:09:00 AM
Dear Jack, here is another one: WHIWMTSPIWNK (Why I Have Wasted My Time Studying Philosophy I Will Never Know. Ha-ha! ANOTHER of your beauties that has made my day! Thank you!
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Date: 2/11/2013 7:11:00 AM
GAKOOYCMF "Got a kick out of your contribution my friend" Have a wonderful day! Cheers!
Date: 2/11/2013 3:22:00 AM
YAAFF! (you are a funny fella!) - Tim
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Date: 2/11/2013 7:05:00 AM
SLIJAPOPBSYSAOA! "Sometimes life is just a pile of poop but smile your silly ass off anyway!"
Date: 2/10/2013 4:12:00 PM
Boy howdy....I am so far behind I am just going to read and laugh and not try to digest...am out of tums! Lol I got....so fun as always Jack. Keep em coming
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Date: 2/11/2013 6:59:00 AM
Take a deep breath... think pretty flowers, sunshine and some puffy white clouds! LOL Hugs, Jack
Date: 2/10/2013 11:29:00 AM
Ha ha, lol, ROTFLMAO...now that is a very funny one that last acronym my friend! I do enjoy the fact that you brought this to my attention because I've seen this before and had no idea what it was! This is perfect, this incredible write is! I truly loved reading this delightful poem this afternoon! What a funny and quite humorous piece, Great Work!!
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Date: 2/10/2013 3:40:00 PM
More silliness eh! I'm having a blast... hope you and everyone else is having a blast too! Cheers!
Date: 2/10/2013 7:59:00 AM
Oh No! It took me years to finally learn LOL and ROTFL... Now I've got to try to learn some more... NIGTTTLSM... Help me obi- wan Hubby!
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Date: 2/10/2013 10:03:00 AM
NIGTTTLSM OKAY! Duh... must be losing it! Had to get Cathie to figure it out! ROTFLMAO! Last 3... "my ass off" but you probably already knew thet, right! LOL Big huggeroonies!
Date: 2/10/2013 6:58:00 AM
I did not know that was a definition of "Macho". Now to think of it, it's kind of fit, lol. I don't know too much about the other ones. But it's great. If I used it on somebody, they sure don't know what I am talking about, ha. Maybe I will do that. Keep them wondering :)
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Date: 2/10/2013 10:07:00 AM
I'd never heard that one either... looked them up on Google! What is this world coming to! LOL Hugs, Jack xox
Date: 2/10/2013 5:45:00 AM
Very funny, Jack... and very informative... Terry (maybe 'w*e w*e' is more acceptable than 'p*e')
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Date: 2/10/2013 10:05:00 AM
It's OK... I got past the censors with pee! LOL... Jack

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