Best Shiela Poems

i was in the canvas seat in front,
at the pictures ...Shiela, hunt,
was playing with her little foot,
got the wrong feet, wasna Toot,
playing footsie with her momma ,
sure thing dude, what a bummma,
Dadda gave me the boot,
forthwith, depart  ya great galoot,    (ya...

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Shiela shrugs her shivering shoulders,
Shows she’s shunning her short shower;
Shy she is, but so shocking for Shirley to see
Shouting at her, “I should swim in the sea!”

Shirley’s shrill sound says, “No shampoo?”
Shoes off and shades on, sisters should go…
Sheila and Shirley swim swiftly side by...

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Shiela ran off an im busted

Been there hard to bear, 
colour gone, now black n white, 
catch another horse ole mate, 
saddle up an treat her right :{

gotta get me money back,
prezzie-shiela up an gone,
nah not me wife
sodgy sorry and forlorn,
saddle up an treat her...

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4.22am 27-1-04
I met this little shiela 
She rode up on her bike
A Yamaha 350 from Sydney she did hike
So the two of us got talking
And we went down for a beer
And while there we were walking 
She told me she had fear
I said it didn’t...

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