Don Johnson Poet Limerick

Aussie Kilt

Aussie stood in his chaff bag kilt,
bandy knees, didna give it, it's tilt,
the steam was arising too,
just come from woolloloo,
shiela said "man, Gawd but he's built."

thanks Dave Williams....

Nette,
if ya got it flaunt it,
some shiela said that's torn, wit,
Aussie kilts are yet denied,
though we have the Scottish pride,
just a promise it will fit:)


Don Johnson

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Joe Maverick January 25, 2012 at 3:54 PM Hey Don enjoyed the write here, and i think there's a lot of truth in this as well..)

Anne-Lise Andresen January 24, 2012 at 3:19 PM Cute and funny - well done Don!!! oxox love Anne-Lise

Lucinda Cayton January 24, 2012 at 11:50 AM my grandma was Daisy Montgomery, and I'm a bit scot too! Love you Bubby

Carol Sunshine Brown January 24, 2012 at 6:50 AM Thank you for your kind comments on my writings Don. It was a pleasure to read your poetry today. Love, Carol

Nette Onclaud January 24, 2012 at 2:41 AM like the way your freudian slip is showing, don, lol.. what a blast! :) huggs! Don Johnson January 24, 2012 at 2:56 AM Nette, if ya got it flaunt it, some shiela said that's torn, wit, Aussie kilts are yet denied, though we have the Scottish pride, just a promise it will fit:)

Andrea Dietrich January 23, 2012 at 11:34 PM FUNNY one, Don. Great closer line.

Russell Sivey January 23, 2012 at 8:19 PM Haha this is a great one Don! Awesome Work!!

Doris Culverhouse January 23, 2012 at 7:22 PM nice legs?? or exposed organs? Don Johnson January 23, 2012 at 8:12 PM well he wasna the organ grinders monkey, & the steam wouldna make it wilt...