Don Johnson Poet Ballade

Sweet N Dumpy

Sweet n Dumpy

I’m a bit of a brute when I’m out in me ute,
When the road rage gets me a bit grumpy,
I’m feeling beaut like hairy galoot,
The meat on this Shiela is lumpy,

got me a girl might give her a whirl,
short at one end and quite dumpy,
she always slaps me round the head,
I nibble her ears twice monthly,

I must have me meat ,
Cos me toenails compete,
With me claws and the fangs in me head,
The life blood so sweet,
Fills the void just a treat,
But still, there’s sweet dumpy instead.

Don JohnsonMatt Caliri
Contest Name	Wolfman Falls In Love

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Elizabeth Wesley October 6, 2011 at 8:55 AM If your name was no where around I could tell it was written by you. Truly Don, you are unique, always with that touch of humor!

Tony Lane October 3, 2011 at 6:46 AM I resemble that remark. Tony