Sweet N Dumpy
Sweet n Dumpy
I’m a bit of a brute when I’m out in me ute,
When the road rage gets me a bit grumpy,
I’m feeling beaut like hairy galoot,
The meat on this Shiela is lumpy,
got me a girl might give her a whirl,
short at one end and quite dumpy,
she always slaps me round the head,
I nibble her ears twice monthly,
I must have me meat ,
Cos me toenails compete,
With me claws and the fangs in me head,
The life blood so sweet,
Fills the void just a treat,
But still, there’s sweet dumpy instead.
Don JohnsonMatt Caliri
Contest Name Wolfman Falls In Love
Copyright © Don Johnson | Year Posted 2011
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