Best Scooping Poems

Constipated senator Ron Thump
Got frustrated whilst taking a dump
Eww what a sad minger
He used his forefinger …
and extracted it all in a lump!

9TH June 2016...

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There are many forms of scooping
and where scooping must be used.
There is scooping of the ice cream
a favorite scooping move.
The scooping up of water, to bail your leaky boat,
A gathering type of scooping we also often do.
Scooping up the children, when you have to get...

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when I would shatter
my meat and potato platter
my food did scatter

they were ready-made
needed a band which would aid (Band Aid)
home they all had stayed

my did had hurt
when I was eating dessert
waste had a growth spirit

when cat was pooping
after I had been stooping
up were scooping

what a...

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