Scooping Up The Poopers

Let me try to fill you all in on the scoop 
There are some poets that write like they poop 
Though most are out there 
You must be aware 
There are some poopers that stink up the soup 

To all the poopers that stink up the soup 
I'll say this to keep you into the loop 
You too... be aware 
There are poets- here 
That will try to poop you out of our group 

And if you do get pooped out of our group 
Go somewhere else to spread out your goop 
So, you and your sack 
Must never come back... 
to write your poopy in PoetrySoup
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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M  Avatar
September 9, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Belated Congratulations Charlie on your poopy POTD! Debx
George Avatar
September 7, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Imagine how it will be if poop is mixed with soup. 🥹 So yucky! An interesting set of limericks. Belated Congratulations Charlie on your POTD
Smith  Avatar
September 4, 2026 at 8:40 PM
A gleefully irreverent limerick triptych—the repeating “soup/scoop/group/goop” rhyme scheme gives it a satisfyingly comic momentum. The escalating scatological wordplay is unapologetically silly, while the PoetrySoup setting makes the satire feel pointed, communal, and wonderfully self-aware. Sorry I missed congratulating you on this treasure for POTD.
Parker Avatar
September 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
POTD indeed!!!!
Rodgers Avatar
September 1, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Hello Charlie, Congratulations on POTD, and now I feel I need to get a pooper scooper every time I read something. LOL! Blessings, Daniel
Alex Avatar
August 31, 2026 at 11:32 PM
You use clever repetition to connect each stanza seamlessly.The raw, unfiltered humor creates an instantly memorable satire.The poem gives a sharp, authentic community voice. Congratulations!
Messina Avatar
September 1, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Thank you, Chris!
Allison Avatar
August 31, 2026 at 12:52 PM
I've not been round for some time but have seen AI posted in such copious amounts its like CHATGP has diarrhoea and it needs to be flushed out of the soup system, same as insincere comments written by AI. I write toilet humour and proud to be Queen of Poop on Poetry Soup but at least i write it all myself and dont press a button to do it. Bravo Charlie on getting POTD with VERY well penned limericks
Messina Avatar
September 1, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Hi Jan, it's great to hear from you. You are most definitely the Queen of writing poop poems (In a good way of course) Thanks so much for stopping by!
La France Avatar
August 31, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Charlie, great writing and congratulations on receiving the POTD honor⭐
Messina Avatar
September 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Thank you, Constance!
Kavanagh  Avatar
August 31, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Goddamn! I’m only after cleaning up a big poop in my recent post (son of a bitch) now another one is developing on POTD lol! Congratulations Charlie, always good to get a load off ones mind from time to time, cheers David
Messina Avatar
September 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Thanks, David!
Kavanagh  Avatar
August 31, 2026 at 2:42 PM
No naysayers Lin! It actually went down very well all things considered lol! I actually like a bit of (fowl) 🐓language, but never use it gratuitously in my poems! 🤫
Lane Avatar
August 31, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Did you have naysayers because of your language, David? Just claim poetic license and the importance of making poetry real. 😉
Goldsmith Avatar
August 31, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Congratulations on your POTD win. I enjoyed reading. Have a blessed day with your wonderful win...............
Messina Avatar
September 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Thank you, Paula
Wolf Avatar
August 31, 2026 at 9:36 AM
I'm leaving right now for 'Poop Ministries, Poets Division.' At least there, they'll appreciate the full scoop. lol. Congrats on POTD, CM.
Messina Avatar
September 1, 2026 at 3:04 AM
LOL- Thank you, GW
DiMino Avatar
August 31, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Congratulations on POTD Charles. I have noticed that many of my favorite poets have not been posting new poetry, yet commenting. Is there some backstage Soup drama going on that I am not aware of? Not a pooper but a caring snooper.
Messina Avatar
September 1, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Hey Joe, not that I'm personally aware of, but I have read some things that other poets here have wrote about. Thanks for the Congrats!
Lane Avatar
August 31, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I was being a bit tongue in cheek by calling poets who use AI ‘ghost poets’ because they use AI as a ghost writer and claiming the poetry as their own. 🤨
DiMino Avatar
August 31, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Thank you, Lin; pardon my ignorance, but what are Ghost Poets? Sounds ominous. Thank you again, for responding.
Lane Avatar
August 31, 2026 at 10:10 AM
There's always backstage drama happening. Some are just more boisterous than others, and some are more subtly disguised. Spicing up the soup gives it flavor, but too much pepper makes it unsavory... that would be bullying and trolling. Lately, it's the addition of ghost peppers... errr ghost poets using AI that makes the soup boil over.
Croft Avatar
August 31, 2026 at 8:48 AM
congrats on your POTD!
Messina Avatar
September 1, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Thank you, Karen!
Gibbons Avatar
August 31, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Congratulations on your POTD u have good wit I luv people who tell truths thro wit. Have a great day Charles ✍️ I must read more of you 😄
Messina Avatar
September 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Thank you so much, Dorothy!
Empress Avatar
August 31, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Dear Charlesz, Ah, you beat my POTD! I was worried for a minute. 😂 Lol. Thank you!! Altho I feel sad calling anyone’s sincere word-weavings “poop.” Unless it’s hateful or not genuinely written by someone, I think we all write the best we can to express how we feel, and to heal as we spill. I hope you’re doing well and are happy about receiving POTD. 😊 Sending you light always, keep shining. 🥹✨
Messina Avatar
September 1, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Dear IE, sorry about that (lol) Yes, I agree with you. I would never ever call someone's sincere word-weavings poop either. Just the real poopers of course (lol) Thank you so much! Love & Light 😊
One Avatar
August 31, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Poop everywhere lol.... What is someones poop is anothers masterpiece 😂 Congrats on POTD my friend.
Messina Avatar
September 1, 2026 at 3:15 AM
LOL- True to that. Thank you, S.O. Great to hear from you!
Etgen-Baker Avatar
August 31, 2026 at 4:00 AM
always appreciate your wit...congrats on your POTD designation. wishing you well.
Messina Avatar
September 1, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Thank you, Sara!
Kitchin Avatar
August 31, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Charlie, back to congratulate you on POTD.
Messina Avatar
September 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Thank you, Tania!
Jones Avatar
August 31, 2026 at 1:22 AM
😂 Congratulations on your potd honor!
Messina Avatar
September 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Thank you, Karen!
Edmonds  Avatar
August 31, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Congratulations Charlie on having received Poem of the Day… Beryl
Messina Avatar
September 1, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Thank you, Beryl!
Cunningham Avatar
August 31, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Back with big congratulations to you Charlie. On today's POTD honour. Tom👍
Messina Avatar
September 1, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Thanks again, Tom!
Horne Avatar
August 30, 2026 at 2:22 PM
LOL, love it
Messina Avatar
September 1, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Thanks, Jack!
Kitchin Avatar
August 30, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Charlie, a great limerick string. There are many who stink up the soup with using AI or plagiarism just to win contests or to be in top poets list. A fav.
Messina Avatar
September 1, 2026 at 3:19 AM
So true, Tania. Thanks again!
Cunningham Avatar
August 30, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Sounds like there's an infestation in the soup🥣, Charlie it needs fumigating 😂 Tom
Messina Avatar
September 1, 2026 at 3:20 AM
LOL- so I've heard. Thank you, Tom! Charlie
Lane Avatar
August 30, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Are you trying to say some poets write crap, Charlie? lol
Messina Avatar
September 1, 2026 at 3:23 AM
LOL- well, only if it's not theirs. Thanks, Lin. I think you catch my drift!
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