Best Scammer Poems

Pick them at random, the best way to start.
The very old or very young are the easiest to part,
With the info you need to get...

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My phone rings…. I answer it but say nothing as I don’t recognise the displayed number and I can only hear ‘white noise’ at the...

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Like a hammer…they hit…some twit…
My earnings…my savings…but my cravings…
Beyond control…what kind of a future…to hold…?
The promise of wealth…but then the stealth…
No bomber…
The jack pot…it seems...

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Deception in the form of lies

Untruths unknown to no bound

Deciet that becomes concrete

A snare meant to trap its prey

Unknowingly, unsuspected  get caught

The wise and...

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Love scammer needs to cause some pain,
To fool us all and laugh again,
But it can wait another time,
Until the sensual subtle chime,
Ironic is your pain,
The...

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Poor lil scammer...

Poor little scammer,
ironic the twist,
you trudge into heaven,
yer not on the list,
a con man is conned ,
at the end of the day,
ironic the...

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Flashing crystal ball
Sparkling in hands
Tell me wonderful things
About my dreamy future
A wheel of fortune

Tell me numbers
Stars I should stare
Signs and symbols
In night of morning air
Best...

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Communities are built on pioneer toil and generational links,
with building, road and railway, applied to how a council thinks.
There’s sporting ties and country hall, to...

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Greedy rich hogs a plenty about
guess the fat little toads have figured it out,
in the money trough fore to dip a snout,
moral corruption and lies,
will...

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Communities are built on pioneer toil and generational links,
with building, road and railway, applied to how a council thinks.
There’s sporting ties and country hall, to...

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Heartless is what happens when a person has a loving heart that just ripped out and stomped on by the scammer who thinks their real....

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The Pirates
 
Pirates were around in the 16th century, they flew the 
Jolly Roger/Scull & Crossbones and would loot and pillage
Ships at sea, for their...

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His introduction is a roundabout in continuous turning
this criminal sees me as one whose deep thinking is lost
crazy assurances of converting a piece of grass...

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On line date
Is no way to find your soulmate
It will leave you anticipating
Met with a wolf in waiting
From all the concentrating
That leads to more debating

Because...

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Today I'm being a poet. 

~Aparri~
You're red as a tomatoe. 
You call us potatoes.
Aparri, I think they're trying to scam me.
Do you really think they...

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