Best Scammer Poems

Pick them at random, the best way to start.
The very old or very young are the easiest to part,
With the info you need to get the ball rolling.
You scare them at first and then start cajoling.

By gaining their trust and becoming their friend,
You'll get access...

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My phone rings…. I answer it but say nothing as I don’t recognise the displayed number and I can only hear ‘white noise’ at the other end. Okay I admit I’m going deaf and will be getting my hearing aid soon but that’s another story....

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Like a hammer…they hit…some twit…
My earnings…my savings…but my cravings…
Beyond control…what kind of a future…to hold…?
The promise of wealth…but then the stealth…
No bomber…
The jack pot…it seems a lot…
What will it cost…get lost…?
Who dare…a vision of fear…where…?
We set the people free…at least initially…
To later tally their losses…what...

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Deception in the form of lies

Untruths unknown to no bound

Deciet that becomes concrete

A snare meant to trap its prey

Unknowingly, unsuspected  get caught

The wise and cunning

Will see thru what is presented

In the web some will get caught

Others will not

If it is a scam you find

Scanners...

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Love scammer needs to cause some pain,
To fool us all and laugh again,
But it can wait another time,
Until the sensual subtle chime,
Ironic is your pain,
The subtle twist of bowel deploys,
The awful twisting fate enjoys,
The risk of playing games....

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Poor lil scammer...

Poor little scammer,
ironic the twist,
you trudge into heaven,
yer not on the list,
a con man is conned ,
at the end of the day,
ironic the twist,
and it wont go away,
un-blest little misfit,
not doing ok,
just pist...

Don...

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Flashing crystal ball
Sparkling in hands
Tell me wonderful things
About my dreamy future
A wheel of fortune

Tell me numbers
Stars I should stare
Signs and symbols
In night of morning air
Best luck is right there

Endearing words!
Powerful as it seems
But I just wonder
Where do these come from?
Mind or in the deepest bottom?

Send...

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The scammer blind so it cant see,
has made its bed for eternity,
fated guts upon the heap,
of uncertainty....

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A wanted scam artist from Coeur d’ Alene
now claims to stop blizzards in Bangor, Maine
Just give him your money
and he’ll turn your days sunny
then he’ll kick back on warm beaches in Spain

2/4/22...

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jumping, evading between the hair;  catch, squeeze it to death ,make it pop...

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Romance Scam...

I went down that road...oh, yes i did
This beautiful woman caught my eye and my head
She wanted to love me and be her wife
She promised to move here and share my life
She talked so sweet I just didn't see
She was about to really ...

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Pick them at random, the best way to start.
The very young or very old are easiest to part,
With the info you need to get the ball rolling.
You scare them at first and then start cajoling.

By gaining their trust and becoming their friend,
You'll get access to...

Continue reading...

His introduction is a roundabout in continuous turning
this criminal sees me as one whose deep thinking is lost
crazy assurances of converting a piece of grass to a garden
obese rewards only can be reached through a hidden maze
half evidences and my appetite slips through dark paths
it’s...

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Written on March 3, 2025
By Gail Debole

A man, an expert of scam,
Possessed “gifts” birthed from his clan.

With an IQ higher than most,  
Lived on funds scammed from his hosts.

He possessed a charm most moms would like.
He was likeable from the age of tyke.

Yet as...

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