Best Scallywag Poems

At noon, I heard what sounded like a pop
It continued all eve, and wouldn't stop
Now, it sounds like a peep
Aha! More like a beep
I am not a kook!  In my eye there's a drop.

Mom thought it was someone playing a gag
I turned redder than...

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Lines hold ship most fast.
She rests now loading copra.
Scallywag sails soon.
Captain and mate check seams' tar.
High and vast seas will wait them....

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It was one of those nights that a rapscallion would swoon
our pirate ship glided almost silently by the light of the moon
we were stealthily advancing on a world we did not know
They would experience our cutthroat ways before we would go

I hear they have women...

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She is a pirate, a rogue, a scoundrel, a scallywag
Some say she is wise and sage, others see a worn out hag
Creatures from the forest and the field laugh at her ability
To fit In with any bum, hood or stranger she would ever see.

Parrot mama...

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