Best Sal Poems

I once had a friend named Sally
Who loved the Fresno Valley.
Her desire to travel
Soon did unravel
A wee one dubbed Callie O'Malley....

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Potted Meat Sal,
Glued a Duckpond to Old Val,and in the winter, she collected Pearly Queens,
But instead of fish and carrots, she had parrots in her slippers,
And two miles of the M40 in her jeans....

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Sal Tryal is an unusual witch
And not the kind that eat kids.
She leads a quiet and simple life
Wants no bother or any type strife.

The deep forest is her piece of heaven 
In a place called Nottindevon.
Maker of spells and misty brews
And lives on eating veggie...

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He was a goofy kid 
wearing a velvet sombrero. 
The only reason I 
ever hung around him was 
the laughs, 
and the contrast between 
he and I. 
He didn't listen to music 
and I was 
okay with that....

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October sunshine late afternoon
Time hasn’t fallen back yet
Six orange raspberries
Sweetly melted on my tongue
A second harvest
Missed by the catbirds
Found by the ants
A gallon or two of
tiny red and yellow
Tomatoes
To be halved and drenched 
In dark Balsamic
With perhaps a slice
Of hot pepper
Yellow
Not the fiery red
And a...

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Sagely senile pipe-smoking sensuous Sal.
She was the matriarch of her coven, quite a gal.
But wait, a newcomer said. Isn’t she just an owl?
This caused a riot, many educated Wiccans yelled foul!

They chased the Newbie off, smacking her with a towel.
She was screeching and screaming with...

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Sal, the neighborhood guy 
by Edmund Siejka

“Hey Sal how you doing?
Holding down the same corner, right?”
“Yeah. Why is that bothering you?”
“It’s time Sal. Settle down, find a nice girl, get married 
and move from this neighborhood.”
“Why? And be like you. Miserable and always sneaking back...

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oh
Sal saw sea
beyond the seesaw

but
did her fish suit swimming
in a flashy swimsuit

Doug, her dog 
at the pantomime
groans a panting moan

then 
Sal, fish and Doug
did a selfie on her phone




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He said he loved her and he always would,
Gave her a smile and cocked his head just so.
Then he looked in her eyes, just like he should,
And told her that he'd never let her go.

He said that her skin was so soft and clean
And that...

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Uncle Sal is usually and forever absent or late.
He always brings someone interesting as a new date.
His latest turquoise haired lady is decorated up to the max.
I think she is a hooker, said our cynical Uncle Jax.

Hooker or not, she is a looker, said Great...

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One sunset in mid September 
I sat alone by the river 
Watching white birds fly together
Amidst rousing stormy weather

September 19, 2023...

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