Best Rumor Poems

There’s a rumor going ‘round it’s my birthday today;
they say that I’m seventy years old..…no way.
too many candles to light,
it would take into the night.
When did I suddenly turn old and grey.

Some say I’m an old man and not too smart,
but I say don’t put...

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My thighs and buttocks have dimples…
So I'm grateful they have so much to smile about! As my stretch marks, or laugh lines rather, can attest. 
You must forgive my breasts…they've been upbeat and perky for many years and they deserve a rest. 
My calves have...

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Somewhere in luisianna, On Saterday Nights...
In some Abandoned Mental Hospitial..
Saterday Nights, The doors unlock...
In one of the rooms A box spring Bed appears...

Sleep there, and sometime in the night you shall be awakened..
An old man, In a white Shirt with words upon it...
Don't scream, Or...

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RUMORS USUALLY BEGAN BY SOMEONE SO FIXATED ON ANOTHER PERSONS LIFE IT COULD BEGAN ON THE SCHOOL YARD SOMETHING AS SMALL AS BEING JEALOUS THAT YOUR CLASSMATE HAS A SHINING NEW INK PEN WITH A BIG PINK FLOWER ON IT AND JEALOUS AWAKENS STRAIGHT INTO...

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to say that rumor has it
is to say that the World Trade Center
collapsed silently and cleanly like 
oppositely sexed Siamese twins
who discovered they could mate
I had all channels going full bore
aiming at involuntary insemination
with the aid of a two-handled clam rake
now there's an archetype of...

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1.
Rumor has it on heavens above
Among the angels’ divine sphere
That God after very much though  
Decided in man’s life to interfere     

2.
For He has observed Man’s mistakes 
Which lately too many came to be
To endanger the whole of creation 
Act...

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Returning to India, with a prestigious Award,
From USA after a long period of three years.
Some friends in Bombay desired and insisted
That I should stay at Bombay for a few days.
They insisted I should throw a garden party
To celebrate the Award and to meet old buddies.
The...

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There's a rumor
  that this boomer
    employs humor...

  He'd much rather
    be a consumer...

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Rumor has it on heavens above
Among the angels’ divine sphere
That God after very much thought  
Decided in man’s life to interfere     

For He has observed Man’s mistakes 
Which lately too many came to be
To endanger the whole of creation 
Act...

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Crank up the innuendo spindle machine,
I predict an uptick 
in textile conjectural manufacturing
Tabloid logs of disparaging hardcore data
come rolling on a gossip conveyor belt 
Lies and self-promotion gets shaped
into a loose fitting, fabricated article
Woven for profit,
using speculative material 
cheap as they come
The rumor mill is...

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Rumor has it..........
that he's broke.
His wife is selling coke
to keep her family afloat.
Hearing the news,
momma had a stroke.
In a pool of her own tears,
she must soak.
There kids don't listen.
Did I forget to mention?
She is pregnant by someone else.
How he must have felt?
Oh my goodness he...

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Sinking into a True Despair
 
It’s like trying to shoot a monstrous ghost that you can’t ever see,
and, at the same time, this applies when one wants to kill a rumor,
and where everything is just like water running off a duck’s back,
and when you can’t...

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what sin lies within seeking to learn the nature of our existence?

the wisdom of the ages is meaningless if humanity is gone

is afterlife more important than continuing humanity?

our very cosmos is filled with unidentified flying objects

time, beginnings and ends are tools which human consciousness created

change...

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he won't step down from his position
to allow someone new
to be what he had stride to be
"best and known as best!"
Black Vulcan faced dicrimnation
in the cartoon world
he sought remedy
for solutions of his mistreatment
Superman once told him
" let me do my thang: and you'll get yours"
he...

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Ladies and gentleman
Breaking news proving 
The great conspiracy theory
Was far from a hoax -
Early this morning Jack Frost 
Guilt-ridden and repentant
Turned himself in to the authorities
Admitting to his gruesome crime

Jack Frost confessed it was he
who assassinated Sir Humpty Dumpty
By the great wall of China
in broad...

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