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The Mystery of Humpty Dumpty

Ladies and gentleman Breaking news proving The great conspiracy theory Was far from a hoax - Early this morning Jack Frost Guilt-ridden and repentant Turned himself in to the authorities Admitting to his gruesome crime Jack Frost confessed it was he who assassinated Sir Humpty Dumpty By the great wall of China in broad daylight in front of hundreds of witnesses who never came forward to testify The coverup seemed it would never be solved The assassin has been apprehended The long-term mystery has been solved Though the motive remains sketchy at this time It is rumored that there was a love triangle With the international superstar Miss Piggy Submitted on June 27, 2018 for contest THE MYSTERY OF HUMPTY DUMPTY sponsored by FARAZ AJMAL - RANKED 1ST

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Eve Roper

Date: 7/8/2018 10:31:00 PM

Back with congratulations on your awesome win! Hugs Eve

Line Gauthier
Date: 7/9/2018 7:15:00 AM

Thanks, Eve. Much appreciated.

Fauxcroft Wade

Date: 7/8/2018 7:24:00 AM

Wonderful imagery you're a worthy winner my friend. Faux

Line Gauthier
Date: 7/8/2018 7:33:00 AM

Thank you so much, Faux. Most appreciated.

Joseph May

Date: 7/8/2018 6:50:00 AM

Lol..Nicely done Line..Congrats on your win

Line Gauthier
Date: 7/8/2018 7:33:00 AM

Thanks, Joseph, for your much appreciated visit and comment.

Susan Gentry

Date: 7/7/2018 10:40:00 PM

Lol! Congratulations on your win. Such fun. Mine is similar to yours, yours way better written. :)

Line Gauthier
Date: 7/8/2018 12:29:00 AM

Thanks, Susan. But I doubt it. Will be reading yours shortly. Thanks for your lovely visit and comment.

Janice Canerdy

Date: 7/7/2018 8:40:00 PM

Very entertaining, Line. CONGRATS on your win! Janice

Line Gauthier
Date: 7/7/2018 8:51:00 PM

Thanks, Janice. Much appreciated.

Alexis Y.

Date: 7/7/2018 9:50:00 AM

Lol! Line, Now this good, your imagination was in full swing with this well written piece. A love triangle with Humpty Dumpty,Jack Frost and Miss Piggy? Now that is good story telling. Congratulationson your 1st place win. It was well deserved:-) Alexis

Line Gauthier
Date: 7/7/2018 1:51:00 PM

Thank you so much, Alexis. Most appreciated. You just never know where love hits.

Faraz Ajmal

Date: 7/7/2018 8:13:00 AM

Ahh, a love story, you have written this poem really nicely, many congratulations on your first position in the contest, good luck and have a really nice day

Line Gauthier
Date: 7/7/2018 1:51:00 PM

Thank you, Faraz. Most appreciated.

Eve Roper

Date: 6/28/2018 11:44:00 PM

Hahaha.. wonderful , Line, luck in the contest. Hugs Eve

Line Gauthier
Date: 6/28/2018 11:59:00 PM

Thanks, Eve, for your much appreciated visit and comment.

Timothy Mcguire

Date: 6/28/2018 11:10:00 PM

Love it! But I thought ham always went with eggs.

Timothy Mcguire
Date: 7/9/2018 9:43:00 PM

Congrats on a great poem! Great Win!

Line Gauthier
Date: 6/29/2018 12:00:00 AM

LOL Timothy, thanks for your lovely visit and clever comment.

Lyric Man

Date: 6/28/2018 5:02:00 AM

Hey Line.. I enjoyed reading your incredible love song this morning. There's something about love and coffee that make a great pair. Thank you for lifted my spirits today!

Line Gauthier
Date: 6/28/2018 8:28:00 AM

Thanks, LM, for your lovely visit and comment.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 6/27/2018 7:44:00 PM

Mystery solved at last, I hope they tie him to a radiator for his heinious crime. Lol. Good luck. Tom

Line Gauthier
Date: 6/27/2018 11:46:00 PM

Right you are, Tom. Thanks for your visit and support.