Best Road Rage Poems

As Joe was biking down the side of the road
He ran across a chap with a dearth of driving skills.  
Or more accurately, the driver almost ran over Joe; 
'Twas one of life’s unwanted thrills.

A spirited exchange ensued between them
About who was in the...

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recklessness attacks ego
fury attacks soul
adrenaline attacks viscera
middle digit attacks upward
foot attacks accelerator
vehicle attacks vehicle
hand attacks pistol
lead attacks flesh
remorse attacks fury
gavel attacks sound block
inmate attacks inmate...

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Driving alone through the pouring rain,
plenty of time and road to gain,
now who is that nut driving so insane,
it must be a dang lame brain,

Sakes alive! they keep switching lanes!
Why can't they wait 'til the weather wanes!?
All these nuts! done strained my brain,
Complain, complain, blame,...

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I board my little metal box early in the dawn,
Adjust my seat, fix my mirror, turn the stereo on,
I love the drive, I live for the day,
And I am generally  accepting,
Of all those little experiences,
 Life shares with me along the way.

Check my mirrors,...

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it must be road rage
more than the middle finger
the middle toe too...

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Road Rage

The sign on the road said stop and turn back
But the driver is listening to his own soundtrack
The noise in his head is messing up his thinking
As he looks at the truck ahead whose lights are blinking

He yells out the window ‘’Are you stupid...

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"Lights Beam"
"Horns Sing"

"Beep Beep"  
"You Creep"

"Face Frown"
"Slow Down"  

"Move It"
"Dim Wit"

"Scream Shout"
"Look Out"

"Dirty Smirk"
"You Jerk"...

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We know all roads lead to Rome
So you drive a posh Motor Home
For goodness sake
Elate your mate
And lose that damn garden gnome!...

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Roaring round roads raucously  
Orally overtly offending operators
Acrid antagonistic adjectives aired
Defiantly daring distracted drivers

Ranting raving railing
Aggravate annoy atrocious
Gregarious gone Goebbels
Exacerbate engage enrage...

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I remember 
Your anger 

The way your neck muscles 
Stood out 
As you cursed my name 

You showed up 
Uninvited 
with your pants 
Lower than your hips 
Yet 
You somehow paced with self assurance 

You circled 
The parking garage 
Chain smoking 
Making the concrete ground...

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Memories of him are still there upon Weymouth Road
his sullen white cross nailed to the old Kauri
symbolize by countless layers of uncaring street wise graffiti,
while burdensome scars revealed by heavy metal grow faint
and the old Rose i placed withered and faded
in the over grown yet...

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Road Rage At Wal-Mart

By Elton Camp

It was a task Meg did hate
A shopping cart to separate

After many jerks to pull one apart
Annoyed, shopping she did start

Moving up the produce aisle
Meg had to face her first trial

A cart she couldn’t get around
Angrily at its user she...

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What do you see
When you open your ears and hear
The smell of death
Descending upon the valley
Quickly and methodically
Choosing words to fit
The description 
While the sketch artist 
Chokes them down with a
Lime juice chaser. 
Upon completion,
You see a mirror on the desk
And marvel at your own...

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Antiques Road Rage

A country joy ride changed in a moment
An ancient old car, (older than me), takes me on 
A simple mission
To work on my English
The words didn’t come to address my anger
So I lifted my fossil like finger….at a gingerly pace….
Out the car window...

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Walking down the road with all the people of my age 
Makes me feel like a stranger at this hell of a place
I try to fasten my pace, so I could spare a minute or two of this disgrace 
I don't look back I stride...

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