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Antiques Road Rage

Antiques Road Rage A country joy ride changed in a moment An ancient old car, (older than me), takes me on A simple mission To work on my English The words didn’t come to address my anger So I lifted my fossil like finger….at a gingerly pace…. Out the car window of my turtle-mobile To communicate my feelings to a fool in the rear Cutting me off, breaking the rules as he raced And no signal!..... (What a disgrace!) So I gave him mine My middle finger…. (A friendly surprise) He ranted and raged with colorful words My car and I are obsolete antiques No need to curse We have our ways and know our worth

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 5/16/2014 10:52:00 PM
this is SO cool, it is unique and stands out from the other poems. CONGRATS for your win.
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Date: 5/17/2014 3:01:00 AM
Hi Andrea. Glad you liked it. In real life I would never give some one the finger. Here in Florida they would probably shoot it off. Any way, He was a cantankerous old man just out for a joy ride. I guess he made his point. Thanks again for your kind words. Take care. Earl
Date: 5/16/2014 10:15:00 PM
Of course you do. Congratulations. Love, Joyce
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Date: 5/17/2014 2:54:00 AM
Hi Joyce. Thank you so much. It was and is a fun ride. Have a great day. Earl
Date: 5/16/2014 5:18:00 PM
Awesome win Sir...... SKAT
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Date: 5/16/2014 5:32:00 PM
Good afternoon SKAT. I always appreciate your comments. Thanks! Have a great weekend. Earl
Date: 5/16/2014 4:08:00 PM
Funny, Earl. Congratulations and great take on this contest.
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Date: 5/16/2014 5:17:00 PM
Hi Faye. Thank you very much for your kind words. I do appreciate it. Regards, Earl
Date: 4/22/2014 10:45:00 PM
Earl, I enjoyed you ride and you finger..made me laugh. BG
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Date: 4/23/2014 8:44:00 AM
Hi Barbara. Thank you! I am a very silly person. It is hard to hide it. I'm glade you enjoyed the ride...Regards, Earl

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