Best Ritzy Poems

The Ritzy Restaurant

By Elton Camp

The valet came out to park our car
Awaiting our table, we sat at the bar
The hostess escorted us to our table
“Reeves will come when he’s able.”

The tablecloth was of linen so bright
Fine china & sparkling silver a delight
I was wearing my...

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Welcome to Itsy Bitsy Pitsy Ritzy Chitzy planet.
Where the west is run by faeries and elves.
The east is run by those-who-shall-not-be-named.
That’s where crocodiles and sharks live, so stay out of that place!

I slather myself most of the time pretty much to middle earth.
The only danger...

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The itsy bitsy glitzy ditzy ritzy kitty 
Makes the room seem rather pretty
My uncle is here, feeling puffed and silly.
His kitty stories are traveling willy nilly.

The itsy bitsy glitzy ditzy ritzy kitty is now….
Grooming herself, so she will be a wow.
She has not yet made...

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