Best Retrievers Poems

For those who've never owned a dog
Your life has been missing a treat
The greatest feeling ever known to man
The epitome of love at your feet

Most...

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On Day 8 of Creation, 
God stretched out his hand, 
And in a voice that
     echoed and roared
   ...

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For those who've never owned a dog
Your life has been missing a treat
The greatest feeling ever known to man
The epitome of love at your feet

Most...

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Golden Retrievers are fantastic pets
The friendliest animals on the planet I'll bet
Happy as all get out
Absolutely no doubt
Our Annie is the greatest, really no sweat...

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Retrievers are human, well that's what it seems
The friendliest moocher on this planet so green 
Let's all take advice
Never think twice
Just roll with the punches,...

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If 2012 prophesies prove true
And Earth’s life cycles again renew
Mysteries of man will be more than a few

Challenges may await future life forms
With intellects far...

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Should doomsday prophesies prove true
     and our planet’s life cycles renew
          mysteries...

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In Monorhyme, Iambic Hexameter

From morning’s earliest rays to evening’s setting sun,
whatever could be sweeter than two pals having fun?
Side by side a gallop, how swiftly...

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Honking geese and loud barking dogs 
An impolite disturbance just before dawn
There should be no morning traffic, or so I thought
Until a flock of Ansers...

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I have go not advanced degree
from a fancy eastern school.
I’ve no idea who Beckett is,
so you declare that I’m a fool.
Yet yesterday I restored to...

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Golden Retrievers are the bestest friends
They'll love you no matter what
Even if you've just had the worst day ever
These charmers your heart will touch

Their wagging...

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The Cinematic Film Treatment as Poetic Element 
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Sagitanis Goes 'Bow Wow' 

Nightingale Sagitanis is a homeless woman suffering chronic and debilitating bouts of near-terminal...

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Fetchers of slippers, retrievers of sticks.
Anytime nappers, performers of tricks.
Furry lap warmers and guards of our doors.
Muddy paw trackers across our clean floors.
Happy tail waggers...

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You've heard the expression, “works like a beaver”
Well ladies of the night are called “beaver retrievers”
They make big bucks
Sure enjoy their time (I know, should...

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Golden Retrievers, puppies and seniors
              gather to feast every year, Christmas Eve
Those...

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