Did You Know Golden Retrievers Can Talk
When us dogs lie there and stare up at you
What do you think they're thinking
Are they thinking whatever you say I agree with
Because you feed THEM every day without fail
We don't have hands their paws are useless
For opening bags or cans
Tried biting the lid off early last month
Needed stitches, trouble eating for quite a while
What!
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Categories:
retrievers, dog,
Form: Rhyme
Golden Retrievers
For those who've never owned a dog
Your life has been missing a treat
The greatest feeling ever known to man
The epitome of love at your feet
Most loyal companion we've ever known
Our Golden Retriever is that
The most happy joyful disposition ever
We learn a lot from this fact
In spite of all of our many problems
These guys are
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Categories:
retrievers, pets,
Form: Rhyme
Golden Retrievers
Have you ever seen a sad retriever?
Of their true love, we are the receivers,
How many need to change a light bulb? None,
To them, there is perpetual sun.
Tongues lolling, tails wagging,
Always smiling, never flagging,
Yes, we love our happy fur friend dudes,
With their positive mental attitudes!
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Categories:
retrievers, emotions, friend, happiness,
Form: Free verse
Golden Retrievers
Retrievers are human, well that's what it seems
The friendliest moocher on this planet so green
Let's all take advice
Never think twice
Just roll with the punches, try a bit of codeine
Very people like!!!
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Categories:
retrievers, pets,
Form: Limerick
Golden Retrievers
For those who've never owned a dog
Your life has been missing a treat
The greatest feeling ever known to man
The epitome of love at your feet
Most loyal companion we've ever known
Our Golden Retriever is that
The most happy joyful disposition ever
We learn a lot from this fact
In spite of all of our many problems
These guys are
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Categories:
retrievers, pets,
Form: Quatrain
Golden Retrievers
Golden Retrievers are fantastic pets
The friendliest animals on the planet I'll bet
Happy as all get out
Absolutely no doubt
Our Annie is the greatest, really no sweat
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Categories:
retrievers, appreciation,
Form: Limerick
Mozart and Golden Retrievers
On Day 8 of Creation,
God stretched out his hand,
And in a voice that
echoed and roared
and came from his core
He spoke to the whole of the land:
“Let there be Mozart and golden retrievers,
these gifts I grant to mankind:
The
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Categories:
retrievers, animal, appreciation, creation, dog,
Form: Verse
Golden Retrievers
For those who've never owned a dog
Your life has been missing a treat
The greatest feeling ever known to man
The epitome of love at your feet
Most loyal companion we've ever known
Our Golden Retriever is that
The most happy joyful disposition ever
We learn a lot from this fact
In spite of all of our many problems
These guys are
...
Continue reading...
Categories:
retrievers, animal, love,
Form: Quatrain