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Man's Bestest Friend

Golden Retrievers are the bestest friends They'll love you no matter what Even if you've just had the worst day ever These charmers your heart will touch Their wagging tails are a good indication You're their favourite supplier of love They're also aware you're a supplier of food There's no higher friendship above They're the bestest friend a man can have They trust you to the nth degree Treat them kindly, they're almost like people Except when they need to pee Then they cross their eyes and cross their legs And dance back and forth, to and fro But they never complain, just motor along Unless of course you react to slow Golden Retrievers are the bestest friends They'll love you no matter what They'll love you even if the sky's falling down The bestest damn friend you've got © Jack Ellison 2014

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Date: 6/28/2014 6:47:00 AM
I like this one, Jack. Those Golden Retrievers sound like great dogs. Never had one, but, I used to raise Newfoundland's, and they are great dogs too. Very well crafted, my friend...... Robert.
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Date: 4/21/2014 9:55:00 AM
Do they pee on your roses? Dragon Poops and pees on mine. I put Dragon in charge of my rose garden this summer so he'd stop doing the nasty there. Instead he's created Devils tower over my roses. Sigh! So I got the neighbor witch to put a spell on my roses. Every thing goes straight to fertilizer! HAH! Take that you silly Dragon! Wonder if she'd make him a Golden Retreiver. DARN! Grandpa Troll said no! Now I'm in my first time out at the lake... Hey! He's the one pooping and peeing! Silly Troll!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/23/2014 9:54:00 AM
They don't pee on the roses... they are most trainable! The greatest loving pet there is! XOXOX

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