Best Refrigeration Poems

A butcher named Richard McCall
Attended a naturist ball.
        But at registration,
        Due to refrigeration,
His name tag read "Dickie McSmall"....

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What a disappointment, and not very nice,
when a hockey game is cancelled for bad ice.
For some reason, the refrigeration unit goes on the blink.
Because of it, there is rough and inconsistent ice on the rink.
There will be no slap shots, checking, and scoring of a...

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The Carnivores Next Door

rate the worth and pleasure
	of their morning 
by the number of shattered lives
	they return home dragging

at times there’s broad smiles
	and load boasting
gathered friends
	who lend to the barbarism
their congenial
	conspiratorial toasting

revelling in the blood and sinews
	of the fallen
avoiding non-biodegradable packing
	and energy absorbing refrigeration
artificial colours
	and...

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Trouble was caused by love of sausage,
Summer sausage by strict definition,
Which is any sausage loved by masses
That can be kept without refrigeration.
Until a day when a man arrives
Walking into a home, his destination,
The sausage was waiting, calling
His name, how could he avoid the temptation?
He lost...

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How frantic 
they got when 
a citizen 
decided to drop out! 
They saw 
the whole enterprise 
weaken. They thought 
all they worked for would 
disappear in a moment, 
the glue would 
come loose, the nails would 
pop out. It was scary, 
much better to think...

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Is Your Refrigerator Running

Late at night while sleeping or in a trance
Contemplating philosophic thoughts about the universe
Children called on the phone and postulated
An age old question about refrigeration
They shouted loud into the receiver
“Is your refrigerator running sir?!” 
(I added the word “sir” since they did...

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When I was a small child I caught
every germ that came my way.
It is because of Mama’s nursing 
that I lived to write about it.
I succumbed to every illness 
in which I came in contact.

One of my older brothers caught the dreaded 
Scarlet Fever and...

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This year 2021 seems so very hard
with covid and all its limited implications
but it's worth comparing centuries before
five hundred years before was no celebration

In comparing all these 500 years ago
when it was a world so different from today
this was what Europe then was like
even U.S....

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The King dreamed of a contraption, a device
   that would light up his night, so nice
No wax melting, no moths smelting
   Not all that long ago...

He dreamed of food and drink always cold
   in a box, a contraption, a...

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Damian Stood at the bottom of the 
Staircase and Yelled "come on Mallory 
Delilah we're waiting. Let's be About this."
This shopping time there was even 
More family Members indulging In
The food shopping fiasco.
Molly and Dolly came down stairs
In a hurry, "Don't abandon the cooks!"
We are...

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sift through the wind
set of course as the Albatross tread
look at the mountains breathless
the sign in the field evokes fear
try to stop the parting tear
all hellos sport a hello or goodbye
clever notion of a soft reply

the wind blows freely upon my face
to behold the nectar...

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Gold,in many different color's
has effected mankind for age's

Beside's our popular gold,gold
we had white gold,the salt trade
now,we have black gold,oil/gas

"He who has the gold,make's the rule's"

Domination and control
of earthly material's
domination and control
of all the trade route's
domination and control
of earthly inhabitant's

White gold fell to progress
refrigeration,now just flavoring
gold,gold,our...

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It sits out in your driveway
a glittering metallic sculpture.
It costs more than your house,
you love it more than your spouse.
You can hardly drive it, it’s too high,
you can barely park it, it’s so wide.
Like an exotic compulsion, you need it,
though you can barely afford to...

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The snow comes on the rumblings of mistakes
As alien nature not named but numbing all the same
Comes crashing, colliding by accident in atmospheres 
In fear, chrystals of silence remind us of the loudness

How unkind ice can be accompanied by snow
Once released to tumble down to...

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A place with real healthy green grass, trees, and flowers
variety of wild life free range; all things appreciated
A place with clean air, water, soil and organic foods
eco-system that thrives with smidgen human interferences
A place where food grows abundantly; hording unnecessary
healthy selections every destination; no refrigeration...

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