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Lil' Richie

A butcher named Richard McCall
Attended a naturist ball.
        But at registration,
        Due to refrigeration,
His name tag read "Dickie McSmall".

Copyright © Ken Rone | Year Posted 2021

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April 8, 2021 at 5:34 PM

Sounds like he might have had 'frozen popsicle' as well, Ken. lol. Good one, gw

April 8, 2021 at 6:07 PM

Though hardly Kong-like!

April 2, 2021 at 12:45 AM

have dropped back and added this gem to my faves, wish I;d thought of it lol:-) hugs Jan xx

April 2, 2021 at 8:00 AM

Thank you Jan. Bawdy humor, body humor? All I know is MY body is a joke.

March 29, 2021 at 2:09 PM

Creative one letting the mind wonder in whatever way it would go. Your presence at my work was considerate. Sara

March 26, 2021 at 3:36 PM

Sounds like Richard's 'dickie' was a frozen popsicle there, Ken. ~ Gershon

March 27, 2021 at 10:34 AM

Interesting. I might try a seasonal variant. Thanks Mr. Wolf.

Richard Lamoureux

March 26, 2021 at 9:45 AM

Another chuckle. Reminds me of Andrew Dice clay. His girlfriend asked “ Who are you going to satisfy with that little thing?” He responds “Me!”

March 26, 2021 at 11:51 AM

Ah ha, the Diceman! He was a blue joke machine the likes of Red Fox.

Christopher Flaherty

March 24, 2021 at 1:51 PM

That's cold Ken Lol Hahahaha

March 24, 2021 at 4:32 PM

Stay warm brother.

March 23, 2021 at 6:57 PM

Clever limerick, Ken! Blessings, Kim M

March 23, 2021 at 8:09 PM

Thank you for the encouragement Ms. Kim. Blessings to you.

March 23, 2021 at 1:00 PM

ha ha ha love it:-) hugs Jan xx

March 23, 2021 at 1:43 PM

Thanks Jan. I hope others enjoy it too.

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