Best Rebate Poems

courtesy of management in general
and particularly Jackie Geiger 
assistant property agent.

One benefit living social 
at Highland Manor Apartments
until decrepit and bent...
constitutes qualifying for reimbursement
direct deposited...

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Stale mate?
Rebate...

7/7/15 Caryl S. Muzzey
Copyright © 2015 by Caryl S Muzzey

First Place Winner ~ "One Footle” Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Judy Kono
Aug. 8, 2015...

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Twas the night before Christmas
And try as I may
I’d never be done
By the break of next day.

The stockings weren’t hung
Hell, they weren’t even knit
And the...

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Grown Before Growing Up



Saturday is a magic evening as the young kids get to stay up late,
its also the teenage romantic evening with lots of...

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A doctor was checking a prostate.
When all of a sudden a noise made.
     It sounded like a zipper,
   ...

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Rich ones get richer from our wages.
Middle man paid with too many pages.
We continue on path.
Hiding outrageous wrath,
Revolved in political stages,

Taxes, taxes, what will be...

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no time to take the scenic route we're always moving apace
no time to stop and smell the roses nor see the wonders of this place
we're...

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How might Earth's underground narrative
of a sacred Tree
speak most profoundly
of old growth economic
and political
environmental trauma?

A question I forgot to ask
when I was younger
and more disabled
and...

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Do you see anything to smile about?
Someone was on fire during the debate
He drank so much water he stuttered
That a sign the raft of hell...

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GOD CRAM IT

Isn’t it ironic that every time you think God has let up on you for a while
He steals your most cherished item or...

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Strollin' thro' the park the other day I chanced upon to meet,
An old feller sittin' on a bench and he invited me to have a...

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Cardboard box compassion,
canned love with a cadaver expiration date
Sub-contract the morgue delivery,
charge a mob fee that’s double the going vig rate
Profit from scapegoating the poor...

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GOD CRAM IT

Isn’t it ironic that every time you think God has let up on you for a while
He steals your most cherished item or...

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Standing in line, I saw you over there.
Purchasing your ticket to the "Lust County Fair."

Your lips were locking at the County kissing booth..
Looking more like...

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Hate is awarded by exposure. 
Love is punished by judgment. 
Why does society gravitate toward the negative? 

Darkened rooms and lit screens
full of ***** and...

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