Best Quiz Poems

Q uietly, the teacher smiles. By placing face down
U nexpectedly, this single sheet to each
I   ndividual in the class, she
Z apps the momentarily rowdy class to attention.

©Donna Jones...

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You can put it on a table five ways....

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Well, it was a Hardy try my love....

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Nervy  quiz night fun,
I've farted so I'll finish,
Stop at nearby Gents....

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It's a grand thing, yes, it is....

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It sounds like a laundry detergent....

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In arithmetic, he wasn't strong.
This math quiz was taking so long.
It was hard to divide.
Still, he tried till he cried,
but the answers kept coming out wrong.

He would solve and immediately doubt
if he'd taken the most proper route.
He'd retry, but alas,
by the end of the class,
his...

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I have a gut feeling this one might be tough....

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think hawking...

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What famous poet was originally born as an insect?...

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Second Quiz with even broader hints for blind poets

The Princess Anna stood
   arms half-akimbo
   at the scrawny edge of the receding bank
her Polonaise pollarded down
   to her exposed tarsus heels

A wilting comb of fern and shrivelled grass
  ...

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‘Cause, Priests and Prophets Must Pray for The Reign…
and for Pre and Post-Op-Apocalyptic–Novocain ! …

Yet… It Doesn’t Matter, What Distress to You
 On the Planet, however Polluted or Profane
It Doesn’t Matter, What Distress to You
 Wherever the Delusional -Dimensional Plane
It Doesn’t Matter, What Distress to...

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 The harsh light
A grim sight
No help for our plight
On the PTFA Quiz Night

The scratch of a pen
In groups no larger than ten
five intelligent men
All from phnom penh

I wanted this to be a joke 
but we are surrounded by serious folk
I try to sup my...

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In someplaces it comes in many colors....

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Our Mitsress of Quizes, Sharon, has come close....

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